Posts tagged ‘arse’

October 16, 2018

The Good Old Days . . .

by duncanr

weren’t so good if you were in danger of drowning and the doctor’s idea of resuscitating you was to blow tobacco smoke up your arse – http://tinyurl.com/y8onzzck

June 4, 2018

Meanwhile, in Australia . . .

by duncanr


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February 3, 2018

Morgan : Trump Interview Reaction

by duncanr

following his hard-hitting, incisive, tough interviewing of his mate donald trump, piers morgan is upset about this cartoon rival TV Channel, the BBC, published to sum up the interview – http://tinyurl.com/ya7p25sa

February 2, 2015

What a Cock Up !

by duncanr

handovermouthLooks like she enjoyed it, anyway !

http://tinyurl.com/k8zvra4

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November 13, 2013

Masturbating Man Awaits Sentence

by duncanr

fire extinguisherThose who rail against the multi-cultural society in Britain often charge that the number of immigrants to the country is threatening the loss of ‘traditional’ British customs, and traditions

Thankfully, there are some, like 20 yr old Joseph Small, prepared to do their bit to ensure the ancient customs – such as getting blind drunk, stripping naked, pissing on carpets, sticking the nozzle of a fire extinguisher up your arse, then hurling racist insults at ‘foreigners’ while masturbating – aren’t lost (http://tinyurl.com/muc79os)

[P.S. Who said men can’t multitask ?]

November 27, 2012

Cyclist Collides with Arse

by duncanr

bicycle accidentA young woman cyclist in Sweden required hospital treatment when she was involved in a rear end collision

She was returning home in the early hours when she was the butt of an ill-thought out prank by a malicious mooner.

As she passed a car travelling towards her from the opposite direction, a cheeky chappie in the car stuck his arse out of the passenger window, knocking her off her bike

Police have since traced the bare-arsed bugger butt are not sure exactly what to charge him with

Source – http://www.thelocal.se/44668/20121126/

August 25, 2012

Good Vibrations ?

by duncanr

Driving for any length of time can become boring, leading to inattention, drowsiness, and accidents.

Having a passenger in the car who can engage you in conversation, and monitor your wakefulness helps keep you alert, but failing that – listening to the radio, opening the window to let cool air on your face, and frequent rest breaks when you ‘re feeling tired are recommended by motoring organisations and the police.

What they don’t recommend is driving with a vibrator up your arse . . .

http://tinyurl.com/d7s6o7k

May 31, 2012

Iraqi Guard Grabs Arse

by duncanr

Sometimes in life you have to grab an opportunity with both hands – as this security guard in Iraq is so clearly doing!

July 16, 2010

Watch your Arse !!!

by duncanr

Don’t dare fall asleep while sat on this bench – Just saying !!!

December 10, 2009

Looking for the remote?

by duncanr

Found it !!!

Jeez, don’t you just hate it when you’re trying to change channels and you can’t find the TV remote control?

Well feel sorry for the flatmates of a chinese student, Huang Chen. While they’re hunting down the back of sofas, under chairs, cushions etc – looking for the remote, Chen’s got it stuck up his arse.

I mean, who would ever think of looking for it there 😯

It certainly wasn’t what the doctors were expecting to find when a drunken Chen turned up complaining of a pain in his arse. Their suspicions were aroused, however, when they noticed that the Ward TV changed Channels every time Chen moved position.

We couldn’t quite believe it when we saw the X-ray,” said medic Dr Wei Lung Zhi.

“He will be fine in time but the remote was a write off,” he added.

Source . . .

Ppssst, only kidding. His flatmates do know where the remote is. Apparently it was them who stuck it up his arse when Chen got drunk and fell asleep as a bit of a laugh. Some friends, eh !!!

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