Posts tagged ‘australia’

January 17, 2018

Proof God is a feminist

by allthoughtswork

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Global warming is turning sea turtles female. Today, the ocean, tomorrow, the world!

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January 12, 2018

Box Wars

by duncanr

amazing what weird shit you learn about via the internet . . .

Originally devised by a small group of friends over drinks, Boxwars – [staging battles using weapons and armour fashioned from cardboard boxes] – has grown to become a global phenomenon, with teams across Europe, Australia, the United States and Japan.’

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September 20, 2017

Aussi Cock-Up

by duncanr

the Australian Bureau of Statistics has sent out 16+ million surveys eliciting australians’ view on legalising same-sex marriage – someone forgot, however, to check the barcode on the forms . . .


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either someone’s been a bit naughty or computers are more sentient than we give them credit for and have a hitherto unsuspected sense of humour – http://tinyurl.com/y9t8o3fn

September 7, 2017

Australian Lamb Ad

by duncanr

an ad promoting Australian lamb as meat that can be eaten by followers of any religion has proven not to be to everyone’s taste – Hindus are beefing about the suggestion the elephant god, Ganesh (vegetarian), would eat lamb!

August 16, 2017

Aussie Speak

by duncanr

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May 21, 2017

Say this out loud: “Good eye might. Rise up lights. Cock rash.”

by allthoughtswork

Guess what?

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May 4, 2017

But those Stick Pics, though

by allthoughtswork

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February 7, 2017

Man’s Penguins’ Best Friend

by duncanr

guard-dogthe population of penguins on Middle Island off the coast of Australia was decimated by foxes until a local chicken farmer, cried ‘Swampy Marsh’, had a brilliant idea – he suggested using . . .

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October 7, 2016

Panty Planter Wanted

by duncanr

anyone (ratty? nobbly?) lost these panties?

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a woman in Australia is complaining that someone keeps leaving panties by a tree in her garden (how ungrateful can you get – she must be saving a fortune on underwear!)

police have posted a brief report of the ‘crime’ on Facebook – http://tinyurl.com/j35j7mg – and are appealing for the public’s help in getting to the bottom of the matter

September 4, 2016

Infamy! Infamy!

by duncanr

. . . the buggers have it infamy

weird story this about a family in Australia who went on a mystery road trip – http://tinyurl.com/jxjxukj

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p.s. thanks to allesklar for bringing this news item to our attention