Posts tagged ‘bananas’

October 11, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr


July 27, 2015

Long Queue at Tesco

by duncanr

I think they’ve heard about the bananas –

tesco queue

March 14, 2015

4 hour Erections from Tesco

by duncanr

banana1a woman in Wales was shocked to discover a bunch of bananas bought in her local Tesco was infested with a cocoon of Brazilian Wandering Spiders – whose bite can cause men to have erections lasting up to 4 hours –

in related news, Tesco stores throughout the UK report a huge rise in the number of female shoppers buying bananas !

December 9, 2011

Islamic Cleric Bans Women from Touching Banana

by duncanr

Hhmmm, according to some reports, an un-named muslim cleric residing somewhere in Europe (can’t get much more vague than that!) has supposedly claimed that women should not handle bananas, carrots, and cucumbers because these vegetables may remind them of a man’s penis and elicit sinful sexual thoughts.

He recommends, instead, that a male relative should handle these forbidden vegetables for them and cut these into slices for their womenfolk.

Read more here –

[No word, incidentally, on whether this un-named cleric living somewhere in Europe thinks that men should be banned from handling ringed donuts or onion rings] 🙄

September 16, 2009

Sex in Public

by duncanr

transgressions-fornication-0409-lgbanana-bunch1What does the activity depicted in the pic furthest to the left have to do with the number of bananas in the other pic?

The answer is – bugger all !!!

If you think otherwise then you’re probably from Papua, New Guinea.

Police there are hunting for a certain Thomas Peli, leader of a religious cult who persuaded his followers that having sex in public would boost the banana harvest.

The public fornication had been going on for 3-4 months – some participants more enthusiastic than others – before the police heard about it.

When they sought to arrest Mr Peli he fled naked into the forest with some of his followers.

Police have called up reinforcements to help comb the area where he disappeared.

Hhmm, would have thought a naked man clutching a bunch of bananas would stand out a bit !

Source . . .