Posts tagged ‘beard’

December 6, 2017

Have a Hairy Merry Xmas

by duncanr

looking for a fun gift for that bearded man in your life?

why not buy him some of these . . .

what are they ?

click link to see – http://tinyurl.com/y8ytjcao

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November 12, 2017

Much Ado about Nothing Fuck All

by duncanr

Photo : Dominic Lipinski/PA Wire

let me be honest

I am not a royalist

I regard the royal family as an historical anachronism

when I was a lad, the national anthem was routinely played at the end of an evening at scottish cinemas – resulting in a mad dash to the exit before the first few notes of the anthem were played by folk desperate to escape

as an adult, I have . . .

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February 25, 2016

Here Cums the Bride

by duncanr

beard-bride1the public toilets in Newton Poppleford, Devon, have been closed by the Parish Council following a complaint from a visitor to the area that he was ‘propositioned’ by a bearded man in a wedding dress – [it wisnae me, honest !] -when he popped in to use the facilities – [anybody that says it was is a fucken liar!]

worshippers at the local church need not worry though – as a special dispensation, the council has agreed to open the toilets on a Sunday, but . . .

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August 21, 2013

Magic Beard

by duncanr

Who knew a beard possessed so much potential for entertainment ?

I’m off now to get in a bit of practice – my beard has been seriously under-employed all these past years !

November 12, 2010

Forced to eat own Beard

by duncanr

A dispute over a tractor sale turned into a hair-raising experience for Kentucky man, Harvey Westmoreland.

The potential buyers felt the price Westmoreland was asking was too high.

“One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns, and everything just went haywire . . . (Then) they cut my beard and forced me to eat it,” said Westmoreland’

Source . . . http://tinyurl.com/26qqjyt

[Hhmm, should have put it on ebay !]

June 15, 2009

The return of the beard… (a sequel)

by NobblySan

Some time ago, a story was told.

A well known beard - before it made good its escape

A well known beard - before it made good its escape

It was a story of daring, bravery and adventure – of how a poor neglected and mistreated individual could strike a blow for freedom, and attempt to make his own way in the world.

This was the beginning of the epic tale that will become the stuff of legend, that will be handed down from one generation to another, and will force grandchildren to sit silently before their grandfathers’ rocking chairs as they once again recount the Tale of Duncan’s Beard.

“Tell us about Duncan, Grandpa Nobbly”, they’ll say “What was he like?”

“Well….” The old timer will say as he leans forward, shrouding the eager young listeners in beer fumes, “…he was a right twat.”

“Oh… we all know that!” the youngsters will cry, aggrieved, “But what happened to his beard – tell us what happened to his beard.”

“OK, you win…” says Nobbly, struggling to recall what happened to the beard after he’d left Duncan and joined Bovina the Bearded Lady in the travelling Chopperfeelds circus, “It was like this…..”

To be continued….