Posts tagged ‘billy connolly’

April 30, 2019

Billy Connolly: Portrait of a Lifetime

by duncanr

if you’ve got an hour to spare, this is a lovely documentary about 3 artists, and the city of Glasgow, commemorating the Big Yin’s 75th birthday a couple of years ago. . .

December 1, 2017

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking . . .

by duncanr

how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”

(Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

Billy Connolly was 75 last week

check out 75 of his ‘finest jokes, one-liners and quips‘ here –

September 1, 2009

Wise words for a new month

by NobblySan

The last page of Billy Connolly’s biography carries Billy’s Desideratabilly-connolly_001325_MainPicture

Wise words indeed….

“Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
Have lots of long lie-ins.
Wear sturdy socks, learn to grow out of medium underwear
and if you must lie about your age do it in the other direction:
tell people you’re 97 and they’ll think you look fucking great.

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