Posts tagged ‘black’

June 1, 2020

Trump scurries into bunker as Washington burns

by allthoughtswork

Protesters rally at the White House against the death in Minneapolis police custody of George Floyd, in Washington, D.C., U.S. May 31, 2020. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

Yup, a rat will always find its hole. No mention whether this particular rat bothered to make sure his family got in there safely with him. That’s called consistency.

Also consistent is his surprise that race riots could get so severe so quickly. I mean, you shit on a people for centuries, blame them for the bruises they sustain at your hands, lie to them, ridicule them, deny them a voice and agency, and then take away their livelihood and freedom during a viral pandemic lockdown that turns the mental and emotional pressure cooker up to an eleven. Who knew they’d get desperate?

What a complete asshole.

Say, didn’t Hitler end it all in a bunker with his main squeeze and a gun? Maybe the White House should stock that thing with cyanide and a Luger, you know, for old time’s sake. Keepin’ it real.

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April 22, 2020

Daily Comedy: “It was fun…except for the sex parts.”

by allthoughtswork

April 8, 2020

It’s not unusual

by allthoughtswork

August 20, 2019

Why we miss Obama

by allthoughtswork

Remember humility and empathy?

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July 28, 2019

Photographer Not Helping

by duncanr


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July 12, 2019

“And now we to go Olly with an update on Hurricane Barry….”

by allthoughtswork

Olly is one of my all-time favorite memes on the internet. As a Portlander whose wardrobe is obligatorily waterproof, I recognize him as a shaman. Speak the sacred words, Olly!

July 1, 2019

The evolution of Wanda Sykes

by allthoughtswork

Damnit, how can she look younger after 13 years?

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February 20, 2019

Goth Penguin

by duncanr

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October 5, 2018

Learn it, live it

by allthoughtswork

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“I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a million times: I’m 44 years old.”

Satchel Paige

September 1, 2018

Last call

by allthoughtswork

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A racist walks into a bar and announces, “I’m going to buy everyone in this bar a drink except that black guy in the corner!”

Everyone cheers and downs their free drinks. The black guy smiles, holds up his thumb, and says, “Thanks, man.”

Confused, the racist leaves but he comes back again the following night. He announces, “I’m buying everyone in this bar a drink except that black guy in the corner!”

Everyone cheers once more and downs their free drinks. The black guy smiles even wider, holds up his thumb, and says, “Thanks, man.”

The racist is angry now and snaps at the bartender, “How come that black guy is so happy, I didn’t buy him anything.”

“Yes, you did,” says the bartender. “That’s the owner.”

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