“I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a million times: I’m 44 years old.”
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September 1, 2018
Last call
A racist walks into a bar and announces, “I’m going to buy everyone in this bar a drink except that black guy in the corner!”
Everyone cheers and downs their free drinks. The black guy smiles, holds up his thumb, and says, “Thanks, man.”
Confused, the racist leaves but he comes back again the following night. He announces, “I’m buying everyone in this bar a drink except that black guy in the corner!”
Everyone cheers once more and downs their free drinks. The black guy smiles even wider, holds up his thumb, and says, “Thanks, man.”
The racist is angry now and snaps at the bartender, “How come that black guy is so happy, I didn’t buy him anything.”
“Yes, you did,” says the bartender. “That’s the owner.”
May 4, 2018
White guy schools black woman on Kanye, in a black barbershop
Yeah, he’s still alive, they applauded him.
October 6, 2013
Greyfriar Bobby’s Nose Job
There’s a statue of a wee dug outside Greyfriars Kirkyard in Edinburgh
Greyfriars Bobby – as he was/is known to many – was a Skye Terrier.
When his master, John Gray, died, Bobby is reputed to have sat by his grave each day for 14 years until his own death in 1872
So weel-kent and admired was he that the Lord Provost of the city, himself, paid for a licence for Bobby and bought him a collar
Being born and brought up in Edinburgh, never a week went by without me passing several times past his statue
I never once, however, felt impelled to rub its nose – the nonsensical notion that so doing would . . .
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