Posts tagged ‘book’

February 21, 2019

Mystery Novel

by duncanr


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November 14, 2018

Well, my Christmas shopping is done

by allthoughtswork

The World's Worst Alphabet Book Ever

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February 17, 2018

Reading Library

by duncanr

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January 22, 2018

Misleading Title

by duncanr

I loved the TV shows recounting married thespians Timothy West and Prunella Scales journeys exploring the UK canal system

some folk not familiar with the shows, however, who buy this discounted book might be disappointed to find their . . .

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November 2, 2017

How to Train a Wife

by duncanr

been married twice – never got either of my wives to do this!

where was this book when I needed it ?

October 14, 2017

This Book is dedicated to . . .

by duncanr

more dedications here – http://www.eatliver.com/hilarious-book-dedications/

May 12, 2013

Your Love Life Summed Up in a Book

by duncanr

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Hhmm, I picked up my nearest book – which happened to be Terry Pratchett’s “Thud” – and the 1st sentence on Pg 45 reads . . .

That’s the . . . bunny.’

I’m saying Nothing ! 😳

What does the 1st sentence on page 45 of your nearest book say ?

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November 23, 2012

Pope says No Animals in Stable

by duncanr

Visit a barn or a stable and you’ll quite often find animals there – horses, cows, sheep, goats, donkeys for instance – a new born baby to a virgin mother, shepherds and wise men from afar, however, not so much !

Pope Benedict (I was never a Nazi) XVI – or Pope Benny, as we like to call him on Madhaters, has given a lot of thought to the biblical accounts of the birth of the one called Jesus Christ, and, in his wisdom, his Holiness has announced that there is no evidence of . . .

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January 3, 2011

A new year – an old pot to stir.

by NobblySan

The ever-popular Doctors McCann have made a commercial decision to delay the launch of their latest bestseller “Madeleine – our part in her downfall (An idiots’ guide to childcare)” in order to avoid a clash with another event of earth shattering importance. It would appear that a couple of celebrity toffs have rather irresponsibly and inconveniently chosen the day after Book Launch  to get married.

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November 4, 2010

Multi-tasking Driver

by duncanr

Who says men can’t multitask?