Posts tagged ‘booze’

March 20, 2018

Anton d’Eque RIP

by sticky

It is with great sadness that MH have learned of the demise of great British anton - Copypopular entertainer Anton d’Eque.

From his humble origins as a childhood mime artist in Byker Working Mens’ Club

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June 16, 2017

When vodka burns

by allthoughtswork

Image result for smirnoff vodka russian

May 5, 2017

Thirsty Rats

by duncanr

over 900,000 bottles of booze have been confiscated by police in Bihar after the Indian state went ‘dry’

of those 900,000+ bottles, a large number were apparently ‘destroyed’ (yeah, right) on the way to police stations, the rest being placed in police stores whilst awaiting disposal

however, it has come to light that a large quantity of bottles stored at the police stations has gone ‘missing’

a police spokesperson blamed the disappearance on rats

don’t go blaming us (hic). It wassh ratss wot done it (hic)

http://tinyurl.com/ll7kx5l

October 8, 2013

Ten199 Green Bottles hanging on a Wall

by duncanr

somewhere in Russia . . .

WARNING – the following video contains graphic images which those of a sensitive disposition may find extremely distressing – Viewer discretion is advised !

July 26, 2013

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

booze

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May 3, 2012

I Drink a Lot : Swede Cleared of Smuggling

by duncanr

Cheers !

A Swedish man accused of smuggling booze into Sweden has been found not guilty after the Helsingborg District Court accepted his explanation that he drank a lot and the 340 crates of beer (equivalent to 2,357 litres of beer), plus 158 litres of pre-mixed drinks, 12 litres of wine, and 15 litres of spirits were for his personal consumption

More here http://www.thelocal.se/40604/20120503/

November 26, 2011

Asda Booze Thieves : Pair of Fuels

by duncanr

You get a special class of crook round Nobbly’s area – not very bright (must be something in the water?)

Back in June, two women robbed an Asda store of £400s worth of booze. They filled a trolley full of booze, left the store without paying, loaded the booze into the boot of their car, then realised they had no petrol and had to push their getaway car to a nearby Asda fuel pump

Mind you, if the criminals are none too bright in Oldham, the police are not much better. Despite the robbery and the fiasco with the getaway car being caught on CCTV, and the women’s faces clearly recognisable (not to mention their car), they were only apprehended when they tried to steal booze from another Asda store the same way again in October.

Source – http://tinyurl.com/blf6jeq

April 3, 2011

Booze Run

by duncanr

So, here’s the problem – your mate, Jimmy, is throwing a party. He has entrusted you to get the booze. So far so good. You’ve got $1,000 to spend (even better) but . . . you are drunk, and you have no transport, so how are you going to get to the store and back again with all that booze?

While you’re pondering a solution to this dilemna, click the Read More Tab to see how “I know my rights”, Steve surmounted this problem using a motorised lawn mower and a length of extension cord

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February 1, 2010

Ozzies prefer XXXX to a FxxK

by duncanr

AUSTRALIANS’ love affair with grog is so great they’d rather give up sex, their car and their friends than lay off the bottle for a month.

That’s the result of a poll that questioned 1006 drinkers aged between 20 and 69, from all states and territories

Read more here . . .

Hhmm, I’m tempted – but I’m saying nothing about what this finding suggests about the ‘Sheilas’ 😆

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