Posts tagged ‘Bristol’

April 4, 2017

Apostrophe Vigilante

by duncanr

there’s some right queer folk around!

while some like to go to the theatre, cinema, pub, club, or restaurant of an evening or unwind at home in front of the TV, this guy likes to patrol the streets of Bristol with his ‘apostrophiser’ – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39459831

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July 13, 2015

DIY Money Fail

by duncanr

money fist3 lads have appeared in court after trying to buy biscuits from a Bristol shop using a dodgy £20 note they had made themselves at home using a colour printer

it was not a very good forgery, however – the judge went so far as to describe it as cack-handed – and was easily spotted as a fake http://tinyurl.com/oap24jd

[I’m hoping my own efforts in this regard will be more successful – just need to spend a bit more time on the queen’s head

I haven’t quite got it right yet – http://i.imgur.com/dOmjOj8.png ]

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July 17, 2013

Wee-Charge your Phone

by duncanr

I'm not peeing in the street, officer - I'm recharging my phone

I’m not peeing in the street, officer – I’m recharging my phone

I promise I’m not taking the piss

Scientists in Bristol have developed a way to recharge your mobile phone using human urine

Don’t believe me?

Check it out for youself

http://tinyurl.com/oj5ue9b

November 10, 2011

Vegetarian Targets Bristol Butchers

by duncanr

A vegetarian with a beef against butchers is the prime suspect believed to be behind a spate of attacks on butcher shops in Bristol.

Police are anxious to grill a mysterious masked man spotted by witnesses hurling bricks or concrete blocks through the shop windows in the early hours of the morning.

Since some of the shops have been attacked more than once, their best chance of catching the braizen burger may be to steak out the joints

Source – http://tinyurl.com/cqvev2c

September 19, 2011

Bristol Balloons Burst

by duncanr

Word of advice, folks. If you are planning to release a bunch of balloons as part of a charity fund-raising event, pick a nice open space – away from trees. Something these students in Bristol learnt the hard way !!!

December 20, 2008

Just when you thought it was safe…

by noseycow

Bristol Palin’s future Mother in Law (if you believe the spin) has been arrested on drug charges.

Meanwhile Bristols ‘prove I’m not Trigs mother’ baby is due this weekend.

I’m not sure if I can stand the excitement. Moose burger anyone?

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE4BI5VO20081219

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