Posts tagged ‘broker’

June 16, 2013

Room with a View (of a Dick)

by duncanr

You'll be safe with me, babe !!!

You’ll be safe with me, babe !!!

Hhmm, $2000 a month for a tiny studio flat in Manhatton that would fit inside my living room seems a bit steep. I imagine the estate agent tasked with finding a tenant to lease such a flat might find it a hard sell. So how does he grab folks attention and stop them just glancing at the rental price and moving on to the next property on the viewing list?

Well, posting a pic of a large penis might just do the trick !

To be fair, the estate agent denies the penis is his (too small perhaps?) and claims he has been hacked.

For those of you who are mildy curious to view the penis that doesn’t belong to the agent, here is a link – http://tinyurl.com/lu6g7np

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October 19, 2012

Man Sells Wife for Booze

by duncanr

We’ve all been there – well some of us 😳 – when you;re gasping for a drink, there’s no booze in the house and there’s no money to buy any

What do you do?

Well you could try looking down the back of the sofa, checking out the kid’s piggy banks, borrowing some cash from anyone foolish enough to believe you will repay the loan. or you could do what Medula Rajender did . . .

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