Posts tagged ‘burglar’

March 4, 2019

Doing things the hard way

by duncanr


August 25, 2017

I Say, I Say, I Say . . .

by duncanr

hhmmm, whatever the joke was that burglar found so funny, I doubt it was any of these .

please feel free to post any suggestions as to what the joke might have been in the comment section of this post

May 7, 2017

Geez a Joab

by duncanr

a Scottish burglar calls the Job Centre for a job . . .

April 20, 2016

Elementary, Watson

by duncanr

sherlock-200they say ‘crime doesn’t pay‘ – [unless you’re a banker, or a politician ?]

well, that’s certainly true for this numbskull –

May 11, 2015

Public Nudity – an Offence or Artistic Expression ?

by duncanr

man eating chickenGeorge Leverous Bennett is currently being held in an Alabama jail – facing 2-20 yrs behind bars for taking all his clothes off, then breaking into a house and eating the chicken the family were planning to have for dinner –

his best hope now of avoiding a lengthy prison sentence may lie in convincing the judge that this was . . .

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March 21, 2015

Woman Looking for Pussy finds Man

by duncanr

man hiding under bedit’s not every day a woman finds a man under her bed

some would be delighted ?

but not this one !

November 27, 2014

Do You Know this Arse ?

by duncanr

police in Humberside have asked the public for help in identifying this man who robbed the Oasis service station in Long Riston between 3.00am and 3.15am on Monday 3rd November 2014

although CCTV cameras didn’t catch his face, the police are hoping folk may know him by his distinctive top and fat arse

cctv burglar

If you recognize this fat tub of lard with the dodgy sartorial style (really, someone should tell him fat folk should NOT wear garment with Horizontal stripes 🙄 ), the police would like you to get in touch with them-

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November 24, 2014

His Bark is Worse than his Bite

by duncanr

CCTV footage captures moment a would-be burglar is chased out of a backyard by the owners guard dog

November 7, 2014

Houseproud Burglar

by duncanr

decorating burglar180Guy David Osguthorpe is a cheeky bugger

not only did he have the nerve to attempt to burgle a house – when the householder caught him in the act, Osguthorpe added insult to injury by implying the house was in a bit of a state and offering to help redecorate it

October 12, 2014

Burglar Buggers Bear

by duncanr

flasher teddybear200a randy burglar who had an ‘overwhelming need for sexual relief’ [tell me about it 😳 ]’used and abused’ a defenceless teddy bear

those depraved madhatter readers (you know who you are) who want the full sordid details can find them here