Posts tagged ‘burglars’

February 15, 2018

Chinese Takeaway Fail

by duncanr

some folk are just not cut out for a career in crime

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June 14, 2017

Secret hiding places that foil burglars

by allthoughtswork

Hint: Being poor as shit works, too.

January 23, 2017

Sex Doll Frustrates Burglars

by duncanr

burglars-vs-sex-doll

read all about it here – http://tinyurl.com/gw5tktk

January 29, 2014

Woman Assaulted with Penis

by duncanr

Me Bad ?

Me Bad ?

Two men forced their way into the home of a 33 yr old Miami woman and demanded cash

When the woman told them she had no money in the house, one of the men dropped his pants and beat her around the head with his penis (bloody show off) before leaving with two television sets – http://tinyurl.com/mywrnu5

Miami Police (and several women, too) are now hunting for a man with a big dick !

June 8, 2012

11yr old Girl Tackles Armed Robbers

by duncanr

Greater Manchester Police report a robbery in Carnforth Road, Heaton Chapel on 6th June

Three men wearing dark clothes and balaclavas broke into a house while a couple and their three children were in bed. They held a gun to the head of the man and threatened his wife with a brick unless they handed over money and jewelry

The couple’s three children, asleep in another bedroom, were awoken by the commotion. Their 11 yr old daughter then armed herself with a curtain pole and attacked the men, putting them to flight

Source – http://tinyurl.com/ck6wpd2

Hhmmm, that girl’s got some balls !!!

November 17, 2009

Burglars feed Baby

by duncanr

Police in Indianapolis are hunting for two armed robbers who broke into a home in broad daylight.

The men forced their way into the house, hit one of the householders over the head with a gun – knocking him unconscious – then tied up the others, before ransacking the house looking for money and valuables.

It was at this point that the householders baby started to cry.

Temporarily suspending their criminal activity, the burglars heated milk in the microwave and made up a bottle to feed the baby.

The Jekyl and Hyde behaviour of the two men left Ronnell Griffie confused –

“First I thought we were dead, then I thought, ‘Okay, he’s a nice guy, he even warms up a bottle for my child,'” said Griffie. “I don’t know what to think of these gentlemen. I don’t have the slightest clue what to think of ’em.”

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Jeez, these dudes better hope the police don’t catch up with them. They’ll have a hell of a time trying to foster their badass tough guy image in prison when news about them feeding the baby gets out. I mean – how bloody unprofessional is that ?

October 28, 2009

Dumb and Dumber

by duncanr

mug2 Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, are not the brightest of sparks.

They were arrested and charged with second-degree attempted burglary after someone spotted them trying to break into an apartment in Carrol, Iowa and called the cops.

The bungling burglars fled the scene but were pulled over by the police a short distance away.

Oh, if you’re wondering about the black stuff on their faces?

That was their disguise. They apparently thought no-one would recognise them if they scrawled all over their faces with a Permanent Black Marker Pen.

Like I said, not the brightest of sparks !!!

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