Posts tagged ‘california’

May 10, 2020

Mr. Shark, your dinner is surfed

by allthoughtswork

cartoon

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If you ignore the coronavirus beach ban and go surfing alone, the shark doesn’t have to choose: He knows which nicely-browned Moondoggie ass he’s going for.

April 1, 2020

Daily Comedy: This what made my monkey legendary

by allthoughtswork

A true story with real celebrity rock stars and a punch line that you won’t see comin’.

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October 25, 2019

Won’t be hard gettin’ the kids in the car TODAY

by allthoughtswork

California is currently on fire. Actually, it might be simpler to announce when California is NOT on fire, there’d be fewer announcements.

The above is basically my worst nightmare but I’ve already experienced it….

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October 16, 2019

The Ghosts of the Forest: albino redwood trees

by allthoughtswork

May 9, 2019

Why you always park close to the ROAD, not the BEACH

by allthoughtswork

July 16, 2018

There are no palm trees in Los Angeles

by allthoughtswork

Moving a palm tree in Los Angeles, 1913.

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Not naturally, anyway. Turns out, even the flora are implants.

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October 8, 2017

Why did the Chicken cross the Road?

by duncanr

want to slow speeding traffic but can’t afford to install speed bumps and warning signs?

release some chickenshttp://tinyurl.com/yawaaopx

November 30, 2013

It’s not that I don’t like people . . .

by duncanr

Jack English is a sprightly 93 yr old who lives alone in a cabin he and his late wife built themselves in the Ventana Wilderness of California. Since his wife died of cancer in 2000, he has lived there on his own – hand-crafting violin bows for a living

It’s not that I don’t like people; I do. But I don’t like swarms of them.

Now that’s a sentiment I can relate to !

September 17, 2013

Bubbles and Bella

by duncanr

No –  Bubbles and Bella aren’t a pair of ‘exotic’ dancers

Watch the vid to view the unlikely friendship between an orphaned elephant and an abandoned dog

August 9, 2013

Thieves have Change of Heart

by duncanr

Thieves who broke in to the offices of the Sexual Assault Services Centre in San Bernadino County, California, and stole a laptop and several PCs returned them later (with a note of apology) when they realised the work the centre does to support the homeless and victims of sexual assault

Source – http://tinyurl.com/k8ma8hj

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