Posts tagged ‘camel’

September 4, 2017

35 Camels

by duncanr

Yup, apparently a fine specimen of manhood like me is worth 35 camels

find out how many camels you’re worth here –

May 23, 2016

Man Loses Head in Heat

by duncanr

bad camellet this be a WARNING to you, guys !

December 18, 2015

Wuss Divorces Wife for Kissing Camel

by duncanr

no tongues !

no tongues !

a Saudi man divorced his wife – at his mother’s insistence – after she was discovered being overly friendly with a camel [no information as to whether one hump or two]

the divorce was short-lived, however, and the following day, he and his wife remarried – though now they both are living with her parents as his mother refuses to let his wife back into the house she formerly shared with her son, and his wife does not want to live anywhere near her mother-in-law –

P.S. no information as to where the camel is currently living !

January 18, 2009

Looking for a mate

by duncanr

Jessica the camel (on the left)

Jessica the camel (she's the one on the left)

Staff at the Sydney Skydiving Centre near Picton in New South Wales are looking for a companion for Jessica – a camel who lives in a paddock near the Centre.

Jessica and her mother were brought to the Centre from Alice Springs about 25 years ago by a previous owner of the Centre. Sadly, her mother died last year and Jessica has found it difficult to cope without her.

After her mother died, she lay beside her grave for days, refusing to eat, her condition deteriorating to such an extent that she lost her teeth. Finally,staff at the Centre decided it was kindest to have her put to sleep. Jessica, however, had other ideas. When the RSPCA man approached with his rifle she got to her feet and bolted.

‘He couldn’t get anywhere near her’, said Jessica’s owner

[She might have lost her teeth – but she hadn’t lost her marbles!]

Now staff at the centre are trying to find a companion for the lonely camel

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