Posts tagged ‘carnivore’

July 6, 2020

Dieting in lockdown? Here’s a handy guide

by allthoughtswork


To be clear, the purist carnivore eats meat. That’s it. Just things that poop. Oreos don’t poop.

Omnivores eat, well, everything. Even Oreos, just like vegans. Which clearly indicates psychosis. Just sayin’.

May 26, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #59

by allthoughtswork

“It’s about the sugar, period. Telling a diabetic an apple is healthier than a cookie is like telling an alcoholic a Bloody Mary is healthier than a shot. Try getting it past your liver.” 



April 10, 2020

Watch this if you want to live: Doc dishes out science of COVID-19 survival

by allthoughtswork


Man, I learned a lot from this guy.

I can vouch for the immune system boost on keto: All my inflammatory responses to stress and contagion are gone since I ditched carbs (especially sugar) and I haven’t been sick in…um…what year is this?

By the way, this isn’t a carnivore vs. vegan thing; Lots of vegans and vegetarians out there are living keto and you don’t have to dive all the way into the carnivore end of the pool. But it sure the fuck helps.

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March 31, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 3

by allthoughtswork

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Two weeks ago, during what I can only surmise was a small stroke, I purchased a bottle of Hershey’s Sugar Free Syrup. I guess I figured if I was going to ride out the apocalypse and stay keto, I might as well do it with something fun in my morning coffee.

Whatever was in the bottle crawled out slowly like toothpaste and tasted…well…like toothpaste. It did not tick any of my “fun” boxes. In fact, it highlighted quite a few of my “contagion” ones. I went back to the store a few hours later.

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September 18, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #35

by allthoughtswork

“There was this one girl who was all into not wearing clothes, not cooking food, and would type constantly on the forum from her bed naked with a bowl of raw meat and I’m, like…I don’t know if these are my people.”

–Kelly Hogan

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