Posts tagged ‘cell phone’

January 24, 2017

Pie on Mobile

by duncanr

April 2, 2015

April Fool Prank

by duncanr

this professor insists that if a student’s phone rings during his class, they must answer the call on speaker mode – hoping the fear of potential embarrassment will encourage them to turn their phones off before entering his class

his students decided to use this policy against him for this prank

February 9, 2015

Proud to be Scottish

by duncanr

a cyclist’s helmet-cam captures a motorist driving along Queen’s Road, Aberdeen, during rush hour with earphones in both ears, using his mobile phone, and working on his laptop –

who says men can’t multi-task, eh !


August 12, 2013

Twat Tweets Twitter

by duncanr

twitter helpPicture the scene

You’re on your knees,  talking to an imaginary friend (it’s a one-sided conversation)  – when you suddenly realise every other bugger in the place has f*cked off home and left you

Worse still, the b*stards have locked you in

What do you do next ?

Well you could try . . .

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July 17, 2013

Wee-Charge your Phone

by duncanr

I'm not peeing in the street, officer - I'm recharging my phone

I’m not peeing in the street, officer – I’m recharging my phone

I promise I’m not taking the piss

Scientists in Bristol have developed a way to recharge your mobile phone using human urine

Don’t believe me?

Check it out for youself

June 18, 2013

The Offline Glass

by duncanr

cellphone250Mobile phones are everywhere. Look around you in any bar or restaurant and folk are talking or texting on their phones, even when in company.

Personally, I think it’s rude to switch your attention away from your companion(s) in order to engage with someone else on your phone, and on the rare occasion when my mobile’s rung when im in this kind of situation, I ignore it – then wait for a . . .

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February 11, 2013

Ringtone Betrays Phone Concealed in Anus

by duncanr

ringing cell phoneA 58 yr old prisoner in Shri Lanka has been caught trying to smuggle a cell-phone into prison.

Warders were alerted to the fact he had a phone about his person when they heard a ring tone coming from his arse

A subsequent x-ray showed a cell phone, a charger, and a headset concealed up his bum –

P.S. No report as to what the ringtone was

Anyone suggest a suitable ringtone for the occasion ? 😆

December 12, 2011

Don’t Panic !!!

by duncanr

If anyone has any information about the joker who scared the shit outta folks in New Jersey this afternoon the State Police would like a word with you

Seems a hacker sent a National Emergency Alert warning to the cell phones of New Jersey residents at 12.26 today advising them to “seek shelter immediately” due to the “extreme threat to life

Read more here –

August 17, 2011

Daughter Tapes Mother having Sex

by duncanr

A 24 yr old woman in Dallas has been arrested for having sex with a group of men while her 6 yr old daughter recorded the action on a cell phone

Got to smile at the reporters comment that ‘police are still viewing the video tape’ – I bet they are, the dirty bastards !!! 😆

May 19, 2011

Female Blabbermouth Thrown Off Train

by duncanr

British Telecom ran a series of ads in the UK revolving around the slogan – It’s Good To Talk’

Well there may be an element of truth to that but there are times when it is better not to speak at all – particularly if you are talking (Loudly) on your cell phone in a public place.

A little bit of respect for other peoples privacy goes a long way to ensuring a . . .

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