Posts tagged ‘chinese’

September 22, 2019

Learning to Read Chinese

by duncanr

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May 23, 2019

The Snipe, Clam, and Fisherman

by duncanr

January 26, 2017

Learn to Read Chinese – the Easy Way

by duncanr

in this TED talk, ShaoLan makes it look easy-peasy . . .

February 7, 2016

Year of the Monkey

by duncanr

the Chinese New Year – year of the Monkey – starts tomorrow and, believe it or not, some folk apparently have a problem with this poster designed to celebrate the event

now when I look at it, I see a monkey but other folk – [dirty buggers] – with mucky minds, see something else . . .

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April 26, 2011

Chinese Take Away

by duncanr

A man collapsed at a chinese restaurant in Australia

His dining companion called for an ambulance

Fortunately for the man, who was apparently having a seizure, paramedics were quickly on the scene.

Unfortunately for the man, quick as the paramedics were, the restaurant staff were even quicker . . .

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December 10, 2009

Looking for the remote?

by duncanr

Found it !!!

Jeez, don’t you just hate it when you’re trying to change channels and you can’t find the TV remote control?

Well feel sorry for the flatmates of a chinese student, Huang Chen. While they’re hunting down the back of sofas, under chairs, cushions etc – looking for the remote, Chen’s got it stuck up his arse.

I mean, who would ever think of looking for it there 😯

It certainly wasn’t what the doctors were expecting to find when a drunken Chen turned up complaining of a pain in his arse. Their suspicions were aroused, however, when they noticed that the Ward TV changed Channels every time Chen moved position.

We couldn’t quite believe it when we saw the X-ray,” said medic Dr Wei Lung Zhi.

“He will be fine in time but the remote was a write off,” he added.

Source . . .

Ppssst, only kidding. His flatmates do know where the remote is. Apparently it was them who stuck it up his arse when Chen got drunk and fell asleep as a bit of a laugh. Some friends, eh !!!

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