Posts tagged ‘church’

June 12, 2019

Jesus saves but sinning cashes in

by allthoughtswork

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July 29, 2018

Christian Humour

by duncanr


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November 7, 2017

Praise the (hic!) Lord

by duncanr

Gabola Church of International Ministries is a new south african church founded 2 months ago

although it has not been going long, it has already over 500 worshippers

by way of contrast, the long established Church of England has over the years seen a steady decline in support to a record low of just 1.4% of the population attending its weekly Sunday service ( http://tinyurl.com/juc25cl )

so what’s pulling the punters in to the Gabola church, and is there a lesson here for the church of england to follow?

the answer is . . .

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November 4, 2017

Clerical Error

by duncanr

the Bella Villa Baptist Church in Edgewater, Florida is to remove its sign after the message encouraging ‘forgiveness’ was thought by many people to be conveying a rather different message entirely – http://tinyurl.com/ya6d29wv

October 20, 2014

Fuck This for a Game of Soldiers

by duncanr

love the fact he got no thanks for saving their lives – instead, they got all violent and aggressive because of what they perceived as an attack on their religion

September 6, 2014

The Hand of God ?

by duncanr

Gotcha !

Gotcha !

they’re calling it an accident, but I wouldn’t be so quick to rule out murder !

after all, he does have form – the flood, Sodom and Gomorra, plagues in Egypt, etc

b*stard’s a fecken serial mass murderer

http://tinyurl.com/mcbq6ef

January 26, 2014

Man Robs Church to Pay Whore

by duncanr

poor box iou120In a case of ‘robbing Peter to pay Paul(a)’, a man took a prostitute into a church for some laying on off hands (and other things) then robbed the church safe of $116.06 to pay the woman for ministering to his needs

[Whether the $116.06 was sufficient to pay for a second coming is not known]

http://tinyurl.com/nqqymrf

October 30, 2013

Christian Penis Worshippers in Illinois

by duncanr

Dear God !

Looks like the architect responsible for designing the Christian Science church in Dixon, Illinois has made a big cock up (or has a wicked sense of humour)

Seen from the ground, the church is unremarkable

christian science dixon500

Seen from above, however – from God’s perspective (or that of Google Maps) – it is a . . .

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August 12, 2013

Twat Tweets Twitter

by duncanr

twitter helpPicture the scene

You’re on your knees, ¬†talking to an imaginary friend (it’s a one-sided conversation) ¬†– when you suddenly realise every other bugger in the place has f*cked off home and left you

Worse still, the b*stards have locked you in

What do you do next ?

Well you could try . . .

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July 6, 2013

Unholy Row at Church

by duncanr

fightThere was little sign of ‘brotherly love’ at a Mormon Church in Utah last Sunday

The trouble started when the church was more crowded than usual because of an influx of visitors.

One of the regular members of the congregation parked his bum on a pew some newcomers were saving for other family members

Far from ‘loving their neighbour’, the folks saving the pew . . .

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