After the initial anxiety of wondering what sort of human amoeba treats their property like that, I ease into imagining the smell of all those wonderful chemicals detoxing an idiot’s Petri dish of a life.
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August 15, 2019
More handy tips for us clean freaks, Episode: Car
Gonna try the paintbrush-in-the-vents one and the bug-dryer-sheet one. I’m also letting a 2 L. of Diet Coke go flat so I can load it into a squirt bottle and have my mechanic point it at my rusting drive train. He wants to see if it works, too.
PS: The toothpaste-on-the-headlights one works due to the abrasive silica, so “letting it sit” won’t do a damned thing until you start scrubbing, ya lazy sod. I may try that one, too.
June 13, 2019
I do this
Poverty induces spectacular conscientiousness about the maintenance of one’s tools. I even keep a rubber band around the brush attachment bristles to keep them aligned.
April 25, 2018
