Posts tagged ‘cleaning’

September 3, 2019

Some people take Xanax, I watch cleaning shows

by allthoughtswork

After the initial anxiety of wondering what sort of human amoeba treats their property like that, I ease into imagining the smell of all those wonderful chemicals detoxing an idiot’s Petri dish of a life.

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August 15, 2019

More handy tips for us clean freaks, Episode: Car

by allthoughtswork

Gonna try the paintbrush-in-the-vents one and the bug-dryer-sheet one. I’m also letting a 2 L. of Diet Coke go flat so I can load it into a squirt bottle and have my mechanic point it at my rusting drive train. He wants to see if it works, too.

PS: The toothpaste-on-the-headlights one works due to the abrasive silica, so “letting it sit” won’t do a damned thing until you start scrubbing, ya lazy sod. I may try that one, too.

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August 13, 2019

Uh…better go over it one more time

by allthoughtswork

June 13, 2019

I do this

by allthoughtswork

Funny-Cleaning-Washing-Dishes-Memes

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Poverty induces spectacular conscientiousness about the maintenance of one’s tools. I even keep a rubber band around the brush attachment bristles to keep them aligned.

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April 25, 2018

Running out of reasons to skip the gym?

by allthoughtswork

Cleaning Rock Climbing Holds

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This is them cleaning the rock climbing holds. You’re welcome.

January 8, 2016

Copycat

by duncanr

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