Posts tagged ‘cock up’

August 11, 2014

Google Cock Up

by duncanr

google cockup220‘Skellow’ is a small mining town near Doncaster in England

Not a lot of people know that – or that was the case until the weekend just past !

For, if anyone did a Google search for Skellow then – in addition to the usual information one might expect to find – Google included a photo of a naked man, standing proudly erect, shoulders back, chest out, tummy in, and a towel draped over his penis

the pic has since been removed, but not before the guy who spotted it had taken a screen grab and posted it on twitter – https://twitter.com/DAVID_FIRTH/status/498144117130813440/photo/1

[go on, you know you want to have a peek]

via Metro

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November 19, 2013

Vagina Stadium Cock Up

by duncanr

This picture remind you of anything?

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According to the architects, the design of this stadium to be built for the 2022 FiFa World Cup is supposed to resemble the sails of a traditional pearl fishing boatweaving together Qatar’s past with its progressive vision for the future

Some uncouth louts, however, have suggested it more closely resembles part of the female anatomy – http://tinyurl.com/q85qnft

I’ll leave you to make up your own jokes about ‘scoring from the spot’ etc 😆

October 30, 2013

Christian Penis Worshippers in Illinois

by duncanr

Dear God !

Looks like the architect responsible for designing the Christian Science church in Dixon, Illinois has made a big cock up (or has a wicked sense of humour)

Seen from the ground, the church is unremarkable

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Seen from above, however – from God’s perspective (or that of Google Maps) – it is a . . .

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February 18, 2013

Medical Cock Up : Wrong Ball Removed

by duncanr

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Oh Bollocks !

How we view the world and events around us depends very much on the perspective of the observer

It is important to bear this in mind if attending a UK hospital to have one of your balls removed

Before the anesthetist puts you under, make sure the surgeon understands that the case notes instructing him to remove the left testicle mean the left testicle as seen from your perspective – and not from his viewing position

Otherwise, this might happen – http://tinyurl.com/bf8lr63

Fortunately, there is an easy solution to . . .

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June 2, 2012

Edinburgh Marathon Cock Up

by duncanr

There were some red-faces at the end of the Edinburgh Marathon – and not because of the exertion the athletes had made to complete the run, more to do with the medal that was presented to them on completion. Seems none of the organisers saw any problem with the design of the medal until recipients drew their attention to it

Source – http://tinyurl.com/d8pv22t

August 5, 2010

Another David Cameron Cock-Up

by duncanr

Oops !!!

David ‘Calamity’ Cameron the U.K.’s new Prime Minister has often been described by his critics as a Tony Blair ‘clone’. In truth though, given his talent for putting his foot in it, he more resembles George W(anker) Bush

He went to the USA recently and grovelled to President Obama and american elected representatives, claiming that the USA and Britain were ‘partners’, albeit the British were the ‘Junior’ partner. He angered and offended many Brits when he claimed the UK was the junior partner to the USA in 1940 – seemingly forgetting, if he ever knew in the first place, that the USA did not enter the war against Germany until 1941.

He upset the French and Germans by . . .

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