Posts tagged ‘coma’

August 12, 2020

What are the chances . . . ?

by NobblySan

I won’t bother writing my own bit of blurb – the stuff below does quite nicely, thank you.

As it says in the introduction to this twitter clip :-

“I’ll never forget the Aussie that came out of coma after 12 days to win a car on a scratch card and when he gets asked to re-enact it by a news channel, wins 250 grand

June 25, 2017

Post Orgasm Danger

by duncanr

the earth might have moved for this woman but it was not a cause for celebration . . .

February 21, 2017

Sleep with One Eye Open

by duncanr

wtf-coffinthat’s my advice to any heavy sleepers living in India lest your relatives set about burying or cremating you –

June 20, 2012

Mubarak : Dead or Alive ?

by duncanr

When I got up this morning Mubarak was dead

I took the dogs out, came back and he was alive

By the time I finished breakfast he was dead again

Later he was only slightly dead – he was ‘clinically’ dead, but not your ‘lets bury him’ type of dead

Then he was alive again, but in a coma

To avoid all this confusion, can we just agree the bugger has died but the authorities are awaiting the best time to confirm that fact?

April 15, 2012

Staying Alive – Just

by duncanr

Things are not looking too good for Robin Gibb right now

The singer/songwriter who has been battling liver and colon cancer has been in a coma since Friday at a London hospital

While family, friends, and fans will be praying he recovers, the signs are that the singer has sung his song

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November 23, 2009

Back from the Dead

by duncanr

Student Rom Houben was left totally paralysed. after a car crash 23 years ago.

All that time since, he has been in hospital, where doctors and relatives believed him to be in a coma

Unable to move any muscles to indicate to anyone that he was conscious (Jeez, how frustrating would that be !!!) he was able to hear every word said in his presence – how many relatives, I wonder, are now casting their minds back trying to remember if they said anything indiscreet or unflattering in his presence?

Mr Houben’s ordeal came to an end when modern technologies caught up with him and a new, more sophisticated test showed his brain was active, working as ‘normal’. He can never leave hospital but at least, thanks to a computer he can now reach out to the world

Source . . .

December 1, 2008

Foot fetish wakes sleeping beauty

by noseycow

A Chinese man has managed to wake his wife from her 10 year coma by nibbling on her feet!!,2933,459389,00.html



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