Posts tagged ‘competition’

April 17, 2019

Sasquatch Calling

by duncanr

[hhmmm, seems Scotland, with its Loch Ness ‘monster’, isn’t unique in exploiting the notion of a mythical creature to attract tourists to an area and stimulate economic activity]

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May 9, 2018

Playing with Words

by duncanr

the New York Times holds a competition each year for the best “Lexophile” submitted by readers – such as, “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or, “To write with a broken pencil is pointless.”

these are some of this year’s entrants . . .

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore

A will is a dead giveaway.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

more gems here

November 1, 2017

There’s some weird folk . . .

by duncanr

with some weird interests . . .

May 10, 2017

Funny Folk – Finns

by duncanr

girls having fun in Finland – [make up your own jokes]

November 25, 2016

Gritty Gritty Bang Bang, Spready Mercury

by duncanr

gritterjust two of the suggestions Oldham council received when they asked the public to suggest a name for the town’s new Mitsubishi Fuso gritter

other suggestions included Gritty Garbo, Gritney Spears, and Usain Salt

if you think you can better these, you have until 30 Nov to submit your suggestion to the council – http://tinyurl.com/j3fuxme

February 11, 2015

A Whole Lot of Digging in Japan

by duncanr

Ah so hole digging2You’ll never guess what a bunch of women dressed as fish were up to in Japan on Sunday – http://tinyurl.com/plsorqv

December 8, 2013

One Hundred and Deity

by duncanr

no jesus150A darts competition at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset was disrupted last year when the crowd began a chant of ‘Jesus’ on sighting bearded Nathan Grindal. As a result, the tournament organisers had him thrown out

This year they were taking no chances of a repeat occurrence and prevented Nathan (Jesus) Grindal from attending the competition

http://tinyurl.com/oce8y2n

They say it was to prevent crowd trouble

I think it was because they didn’t want their bar takings affected by the bugger turning water into wine 😆

July 25, 2013

We have a Weeny Weiner Winner

by duncanr

winners podiumYes folk – we have a winner

It was a close run thing but The Delivery Man saw off the challenge from Rip Van Dinkle to secure the title by a short head

You can read a riveting eye-witness account of the action here – http://tinyurl.com/n6pfm7e

July 20, 2013

Small Penis Wanted

by duncanr

woman with measuring tapeThey say size doesn’t matter – and that may well be true, but for one night only, size (or rather lack of it) does matter

Guys, if you’re interested in competing in the 1st annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest, get yourself over to . . .

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June 24, 2013

A Hairy Story : The Long and Short of It

by duncanr

baby

my sister 😉

I have a wee sister. When we were little, folk often confused us one for the other. Not because we look alike – [she’s a right ugly bugger] – but because of our baby pics (that’s her on the left)

Take a look at this pic, on the other hand – http://i.imgur.com/AKGrznh.jpg

The couple holding the baby aloft are my maw an’ paw. Folk who didn’t know better would look at that photo and say things along the lines of – what a bonny wee lass, an’ hasn’t she a fine head of hair

‘lass’, my arse – that’s not my sis, it’s me !!!

According to family lore, my birth was not universally well received.

Because of . . .

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