Posts tagged ‘cop’

August 10, 2019

I’d ‘ave done the same

by duncanr

as a dog lover/’owner’, I get really upset when I hear about dogs being mistreated/abandoned by their ‘owners’

fortunately for this young huskie, one of the police officers who responded to a call from a member of the public about a dog tied to a fence in a vacant lot fell in love with the dog and persuaded his wife to adopt ‘Rizzo’
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January 19, 2019

Aptronym Fail

by duncanr


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January 6, 2019

BUSTED!

by allthoughtswork

He better get a new fuckin’ bike outta this. At the very least.

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June 1, 2016

Lost in the Woods

by duncanr

see http://tinyurl.com/zslb9cx

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January 28, 2016

Oops !

by duncanr

dead squirrela man called the cops to report a squirrel running round and round in circles in the road – leading him to suspect it might be ill, or have been hit by a car, and in need of veterinary assistance

a patrol car was dispatched to the scene to investigate

since you are reading about this here in Madhatters, you can guess how well that turned out – http://i.imgur.com/McrsEQX.jpg

September 23, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

hotwiring-a-limo-doesnt-count-as-something-borrowed

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July 28, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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April 20, 2015

Sign Here

by duncanr

cop writing ticketa cop pulls a woman driver over for speeding, starts to write a ticket – and the following conversation ensues . . .

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April 3, 2015

Some Folk Have All The Luck

by duncanr
I wouldn't say no !

I wouldn’t say no !

talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth ?

a very friendly lady who offered to give guys in a bar a blow-job was unaccountably (to me) asked to leave the bar

when she refused, the cops were called

in the ensuing ‘clarkson’ (aka a ‘fracas’), the lady’s foot (accidentally) came into contact (several times) with the cop’s cock

the very friendly lady immediately offered to kiss it better – an offer the officer strangely declined

I got to ask – what’s wrong with you guys in West Palm Beach ?

http://tinyurl.com/qjrgru5

September 6, 2014

Cop Crash Scam

by duncanr

you’ve got to feel sorry for the police sometimes

it’s a shitty job, and dangerous too

and often the public are less than co-operative

take this guy in Argentina, for example, who had to be dragged from his car and physically restrained after he knocked down a police officer

my spanish isn’t too good but I think the bugger was muttering something about being innocent – and some cock and bull story about the cop deliberately throwing himself against the car

as if, eh ?