Posts tagged ‘cops’

May 24, 2019

Cop arrests cop for speeding

by allthoughtswork

Naturally, her law enforcement comrades in arms backed her up, supported her career, and lauded her devotion to duty and safety.

Ha, ha! Just kidding! They stalked her, threatened her, and made her life a living hell. Because respect.

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April 15, 2019

Take your kid to work day at the NYPD

by allthoughtswork

‘Take Your Child To Work Day’ for the NYPD

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April 3, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #11

by allthoughtswork

“So, I don’t carry a gun because I don’t want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun, I’d rather they would respect me.”

— Andy Griffith

 

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February 14, 2019

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Danish police

by allthoughtswork

Danish police just posted this for Valentine’s Day with a love letter to all the wanted criminals

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That’s either a love letter to wanted criminals or the Danes have found a unique way of warming up the bedroom in a cold climate.

February 9, 2019

Cops vs Kids

by duncanr
January 9, 2019

Who moved in second?

by allthoughtswork

A match made in heaven

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January 2, 2019

Tragic Fire Traumatizes Cops

by duncanr

hardened cops were moved to tears at the scene of a devastating fire on Man o’ War Boulevard in Lexington, Kentucky

police forces across the USA and the world quickly rallied in sympathy and support for the Kentucky cops

Prayers to LPD as they deal with this loss – Louisville Metro PD

we can still understand your pain. Stay strong guys – The Police Service of Northern Ireland

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October 11, 2018

Best. Storytelling. Ever.

by allthoughtswork

Watch these in order, the jokes build on one another. Mute it until you see Gabriel standing on stage to avoid the opening music.

November 15, 2017

Where’d He Go ?

by duncanr

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May 7, 2017

Strippers on UK Police Force!

by allthoughtswork

Do you enjoy getting felt up by drunk middle-aged women? Ever wondered what pound notes would look like stuffed into the band of your trousers? Want to be regularly molested by handsy partygoers?

Join the British police!

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