Posts tagged ‘corn flakes’

March 20, 2016

Caption this . . .

by sticky

Boris-Cornflakes

December 30, 2012

Cereal Masturbation Cure

by duncanr

kelloggs logoChances are, a great number of folk will be having cereal for breakfast this morning. And if they are, it’s likely they will be pouring their milk over a cereal made by Kelloggs

John Harvey Kellogg, the inventor of Kelloggs Corn Flakes, was a Michigan doctor with a bit of a hang-up over sex. He thought sex was detrimental to physical, emotional and spiritual well-being and never consummated his marriage. He was equally disapproving of masturbation – thinking the practice responsible for . . .

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May 24, 2012

Kellogg Corn Dr Flakey

by duncanr

There are some things once seen are never forgotten no matter how much you try to forget.

I’ll never be able to look at a bowl of cornflakes again without thinking of . . .

masturbation
burning clitorises
foreskin sewn with silver wire
anus filled with yoghurt

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