Posts tagged ‘cow’

April 15, 2019

Puppy Love

by duncanr

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February 20, 2018

Crafty Cow

by duncanr

a farmer in Poland decided it was time for one of his cows to go to the slaughterhouse

the cow, however, had a different idea –

November 4, 2017

Cows vs Chickens

by duncanr

July 29, 2017

The First Time

by duncanr

I remember the first time I tried it
I was only a lad o’ sixteen
And though she was younger than I was
She was much more composed and serene.

It was doon in the byre on the straw
At the end o’ a fine summer’s day
The air was scented wi’clover
And the smell of freshly cut hay

I was eager, but . . .

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March 30, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr


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November 28, 2014

Who let the Cow In ?

by duncanr

pretty cute 5 yr old kid invites pet cow into house

via Arbroath

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July 14, 2013

Brazilian Cow Kills Man

by duncanr
Well Hello, Boys !!!

Well Hello, Boys !!!

Sad story this . . .

a Brazilian man won’t be shakin’ his maracas any time soon, after a cow got into bed with him – seems her weight when she got on top was too much for the poor sod

Full story here –

[Hhmm, wonder if it’s true that your whole life flashes pasteurised just before your use by date expires?]

June 13, 2010

Bride Drowned

by duncanr

Hi, 'big boy'

A Balinese teenager,  Ngurah Alit, was caught stark naked in a rice field with a cow.

She was quite an attractive cow (according to Alit) and in his defence he argued that she had been flirting with him.

Nevertheless, having sex with a cow risked bringing bad luck to the village.

To ward off any such calamity, Alit was forced to marry the cow, after which the pair were drowned. She actually, he symbolically

Source . . .

[Jeez, they might at least have let the couple have a honeymoon !!! ]

June 8, 2009

Nosey in GBH (grievous bovine harm) incident

by NobblySan
Now that's got to sting a bit...

Now that's got to sting a bit...

Look here, Nosey…

I know that we all have a pretty low opinion of politicians, but ambushing the former home secretary while his guide dog was looking the other way, was a bit below the belt.

gory details here….

I love the advice given later, by an NFU dude, to let your dog go, and then make your way to the edge of the field.

Not really an option in David Blunkett’s case!

May 22, 2009

Nosey: Nearly Naked

by duncanr

nosey-200Last Friday I proposed to post a pic today of Noseycow – sunbathing naked last summer in the fields by her house.

[How the photo came into my possession is a long story best told some other time.]

Since I announced my intention to post the photo online, I have received several phone calls and emails from Nosey – some begging, pleading me not to put the photo up, others threatening me with dire consequences if I do.

Never let it be said I am an unreasonable man. In a spirit of compromise, instead of of the original pic of a naked Nosey here’s one of Nosey in a rather fetching bikini