Posts tagged ‘cows’

November 28, 2018

Holy cow!

by allthoughtswork

Moral: Become too big to kidnap or kill and you’ll live happily ever after. (stuffs more cheese in mouth)

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November 12, 2018

Fetch, Bossie, fetch!

by allthoughtswork

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October 6, 2018

The bar scene, in a nutshell

by allthoughtswork

When you’re too pretty for the riff-raff.

July 18, 2018

PETA Put Down

by duncanr

via

March 13, 2018

Cork Cows like ‘Britches full of Stitches’

by duncanr

March 30, 2016

Gies the Ba’ Back

by duncanr

bastards nicked the cows’ ball and they’re not happy about it . . .

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February 25, 2014

Men Behaving Badly

by duncanr

[Thanks to olphilosophizer for this link]

When his cows’ milk production started to fall off, a farmer installed CCTV cameras to see what was going on.

Turned out the dirty cows were getting too much sex to produce milk (http://tinyurl.com/mcyu236)

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P.S. olphilosophizer reckons the deep snow NY State has been experiencing made the sheep hard to find

P.P.S. or maybe the women are just ucking fugly ?

January 28, 2014

Cow Starts Fire

by duncanr

Oops !

Oops !

Finally – proof that cows fart (my 1st wife always denied it)

A fire in a byre in Germany has been blamed on a build up of methane gas from farting cows being ignited by a static electric discharge

The roof of the building was extensively damaged. Fortunately, all the cows were rescued – only one (the culprit) suffering minor burns – http://tinyurl.com/nhex6d3

October 2, 2013

Cattle Stop Traffic

by duncanr

cow120There was udder chaos when a lorry travelling on an interstate in Shelby County, Kentucky  tipped over, spilling its load of 88 cows on to the road

It took 7 hours to round up all the cattle and right the lorry before traffic could start moo-ving again

http://tinyurl.com/p7q2t9m

March 26, 2012

Freedom !!!

by duncanr

Following long months cooped up inside, the cows on this farm were released from their indoor winter housing in March 2012, to their fresh pasture for spring and summer grazing.

They seemed pretty pleased to feel grass under their feet again

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