Posts tagged ‘cows’

July 18, 2018

PETA Put Down

by duncanr


March 13, 2018

Cork Cows like ‘Britches full of Stitches’

by duncanr

March 30, 2016

Gies the Ba’ Back

by duncanr

bastards nicked the cows’ ball and they’re not happy about it . . .

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February 25, 2014

Men Behaving Badly

by duncanr

[Thanks to olphilosophizer for this link]

When his cows’ milk production started to fall off, a farmer installed CCTV cameras to see what was going on.

Turned out the dirty cows were getting too much sex to produce milk (


P.S. olphilosophizer reckons the deep snow NY State has been experiencing made the sheep hard to find

P.P.S. or maybe the women are just ucking fugly ?

January 28, 2014

Cow Starts Fire

by duncanr

Oops !

Oops !

Finally – proof that cows fart (my 1st wife always denied it)

A fire in a byre in Germany has been blamed on a build up of methane gas from farting cows being ignited by a static electric discharge

The roof of the building was extensively damaged. Fortunately, all the cows were rescued – only one (the culprit) suffering minor burns –

October 2, 2013

Cattle Stop Traffic

by duncanr

cow120There was udder chaos when a lorry travelling on an interstate in Shelby County, Kentucky  tipped over, spilling its load of 88 cows on to the road

It took 7 hours to round up all the cattle and right the lorry before traffic could start moo-ving again

March 26, 2012

Freedom !!!

by duncanr

Following long months cooped up inside, the cows on this farm were released from their indoor winter housing in March 2012, to their fresh pasture for spring and summer grazing.

They seemed pretty pleased to feel grass under their feet again

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December 9, 2011

Tipsy Cows Fart Less

by duncanr

Hic !

Researchers in Australia report that adding the dregs from wine-making to a cows feed resulted in some very happy cows.

It also increased milk yield by 5% while cutting methane emissions by 20%

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Cuts methane emissions, eh ?

Well I’m always willing to do my bit to save the environment – pass me another bottle of merlot (hic)

November 9, 2011

Prince Charles Awarded Masai Honour

by duncanr

Prince Charles, heir to the British throne, has been given a new title by the Masai – Oloishiru Ingishu

Translated into English, this means ‘he whom the cows love so much they call for him when they are in times of distress’

I’m saying nothing ! 😆

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September 26, 2009

High-flying Heifers

by duncanr

18130If you were out and about near the historic German castle of Neuschwanstein in Bavaria and saw this little lot go pasteurised you might have thought you were seeing things.

Lulu, and two udder cows, got themselves stranded when they wandered down a steep mountain path in search of pastures new and couldn’t get back up again.

Fortunately, the local Mountain Rescue Service was able to moo-ve the silly cows back to the top using the nearby chairlift.

As one of the rescuers explained –

‘It happens quite a lot, but usually we end up airlifting the cows back home via helicopter. It just so happened this trio ended up stuck near the cable car station so we were able to use the cable car.’

Hhmm, good job the cows had a heifer heights !!!

Source . . .

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