Posts tagged ‘craiglist’

August 14, 2017

Opening for Oregon Woman

by duncanr

if you’re a woman up for a bit of ‘sport’ in Oregon climaxing with simultaneous orgasms during the upcoming solar eclipse, this nutter, nazi, white supremacist, guy would like to hear from you – http://tinyurl.com/y79o5l76

[now who do we know in Oregon might be interested in a meeting of celestial bodies?] 😆

June 25, 2015

Free to any Willing Home

by duncanr

Roanoke man posted this heart-rending ad on Craiglist . . .

mollyMY girlfriend does not like my beagle molly. SO i have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So . . . . .

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August 2, 2012

Man Wants Stolen Sex Toys Returned

by duncanr

A dude posted a heart-wrenching plea on Craiglist for information leading to the return of the van stolen from his shed last Sunday – the van that he was planning to donate to his church.

Oh, and he would also like the return of the sex toys, videos, and porn mags inside the van that were not his, you understand – merely being stored there for a friend

Read ad here – http://postimage.org/image/flmsddzsl/

February 5, 2011

216 Panties waiting to be Claimed

by duncanr

If you live in Victoria, B.C. and have lost a bag of ‘used’ woman’s undies (216 of them to be exact) there’s a man on Craiglist looking to return them to you.

He found them in a green plastic bag, hidden in some bushes in Beacon Hill Park on Wednesday

You’ll have to be quick though. His wife . . .

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March 31, 2010

Money for NOTHING !!!

by duncanr

A briefcase full of money – $78,383 to be precise – is up for grabs in New York

The man who claims to have ‘found’ the case has put it on Craiglist.

Whereas many people (cough) would have been tempted to keep the cash 😳 – the finder felt it only right to give the owner of the briefcase the chance to recover it. If they can contact him and correctly describe the colour of the case and describe what other items – other than the cash – were in it, he will return the money to them. If not, then he will take the money to the Police. Then if no-one comes forward to claim it, the money will become his

Source . . .

Hhmm, a couple of things struck me when reading this story. Firstly, it is very near Apr 1st so one has to be suspicious that this might be an April Fool Hoax.

Assuming, however, that it’s not an April 1st joke then it seems it has not occurred to the finder that any ‘honest’ person who ‘lost’ a case containing almost $80,000 would have reported the loss to the police immediately. The fact that this hasn’t been done strongly suggests the money is ‘hot’ and that the men who ‘lost’ the case will shortly be calling on the ‘finder’ to recover their property now that they know where to look

To a cynical auld bugger like me, the thought also occurred that this tale of a suitcase full of money supposedly found by an innocent passerby may be part of an elaborate police scam. They have somehow or other got hold of money belonging to the bad guys and are seeking to entice the hoods out in the open by pretending the money is in the possession of some innocent dude and are waiting to pounce when they call to lay clim to it

Like I say, I have strong ‘reservations’ about this story. However, in case I am wrong and it is a genuine Tale, I have started drafting my letter laying claim to the money –

The case was –

white/black/grey/brown/tan *
big/small/medium *
also contained a comb/wallet/keys/notebook/toothbrush/half-eaten sandwich **

* delete whichever is inappropriate
** select one or more of these 😆

October 12, 2009

Trip to Titan anyone ?

by duncanr

Over 18 ?

Physically fit?

Mentally Sound?

Not afraid of heights?

A desire to travel – to see new places?

If the answer to all these questions is ‘yes’ then you may be interested in an ad in Craiglist seeking an astronaut to travel to Titan.

human_cannonball_wave_lg_clrUnfortunately, there isn’t enough room to carry sufficient fuel for the return trip so the position would ideally suit someone with a terminal illness.

The ad was placed by a gentleman who has been working on this project for 40 years, Drawing on his experience working for the Ministry of Defence in advanced aeronautics he has built a secret space ship which uses a revolutionary propulsion system

For more details of the position, including salary on offer . . . Click Here !