Posts tagged ‘crime’

May 24, 2019

Cop arrests cop for speeding

by allthoughtswork

Naturally, her law enforcement comrades in arms backed her up, supported her career, and lauded her devotion to duty and safety.

Ha, ha! Just kidding! They stalked her, threatened her, and made her life a living hell. Because respect.

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December 18, 2018

You had me at “fart-laced glitter bomb”

by allthoughtswork

How to screw over package thieves, NASA engineer-style.

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August 17, 2018

Gran has Balls

by duncanr

a would-be mugger got a nasty surprise when he tried to rob 74 year-old grandmother, Brenda Stinson . . .

I grabbed him between his legs. I grabbed him good between his legs

full story here –

June 10, 2016

Smart Arse and Arseholes

by duncanr

Gawd, I hate a show-off !

I think the 1st girl in this next video has been taking lessons from the guy above !

May 11, 2016

Ex Arrested for Paint Job

by duncanr

cheetera South Carolina man was arrested after a police officer spotted him in a store parking lot vandalising his ex-girl-friend’s car by painting ‘CHEETER‘ across the passenger side of the vehicle

36-year-old Timothy Lee Trammell claimed he did so because he was mad at his ‘ex’ and wanted revenge – though not as mad as she at him, I bet, when she saw the damage to her car!

he has since been charged with ‘two counts of possession of a controlled substance, simple possession of marijuana and vandalism of property‘ –

[no charge, though, for being crap at spelling !]

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May 9, 2016

Cambridge Cops Cunning Crime-Cutting Scheme

by duncanr

Cambridge cops have come up with a novel crime prevention idea –

new police tacticwino cop red pants

May 2, 2016

Facing the Lion

by duncanr

tables turnedmadhatters has not always been called that

we had a different name once

when we decided a change was in order, we asked for suggestions and created a poll so folk could vote for their favourite

it was a close run thing but Madhatters emerged as the eventual winner – thanks to a late surge of votes from South Africa

there were suspicions that . . .

read more »

April 19, 2016

Don’t Mess with Her !

by duncanr

a Normandy shopkeeper fought off an armed man who demanded money from the till – after first putting down a customer’s newborn baby she was cradling

two shots were fired but no-one was injured – the gun was loaded with blanks

another customer, wielding a stool, helped the shopkeeper tackle the would-be robber – but watch the reaction (or non-reaction) of another customer who ignored the whole proceeding !

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February 25, 2016

Saga Louts

by duncanr

seems Monty Python were prescient given this news – Silver-haired ‘Saga louts’ causing trouble in the Lake District

January 13, 2016

Cops and Robbers

by duncanr

thieving copsometimes the cops and the robbers are not two separate entities – the cops are the robbers !

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