Posts tagged ‘cruise’

March 14, 2012

Marie Osmond is so Ha-Pee

by duncanr

Female performers having ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ while on stage is so old hat these days

Marie Osmond has raised (or lowered) the bar when it comes to making a right tit of yourself on stage. During a question and answer session with the audience during a gig aboard the Donny and Marie Cruisin’ With Friends tour, Marie pissed herself (literally) laughing at a question from a member of the audience.

She started clearing the pee off the stage with her dress until a stagehand passed her some paper towels (the delay was probably while he checked the terms of his contract to make sure cleaning up Marie’s piss wasn’t part of his job)

Source – http://tinyurl.com/6tyjuxt

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September 3, 2011

N Korea Cruises – No Thanks

by duncanr

Cash strapped North Korea has launched a new venture – a luxury cruise liner

O.K. perhaps ‘luxury’ is not the correct term to describe a clapped-out converted fright freight ship where the toilet facilities are crap, the accommodation is crap, the catering and entertainment is crap, the service is crap, and the friggin air onboard the ship is crap. Still, the passengers on the maiden voyage enjoyed themselves [mind you, it would be a brave bugger to say otherwise !!!]

December 2, 2008

Beckham & Cruise Bromance

by noseycow

Internet rumour has it that Tom Cruise gave the Beckhams an extra special gift for Thanksgiving. A pseudo wedding!

Watch out for the ceremony next year when the foursome will vow to be Brothers and Sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches (and crowns no doubt!).

 

tom-cruise-marries-david-beckham

How will they consummate such a ceremony one wonders?

http://tinyurl.com/5gk5oy