Posts tagged ‘crying’

August 3, 2016

Trump : How is it Possible?

by duncanr

trump kicks baby outhe’s insulted mexicans, hispanics, muslims, blacks, women, the disabled, veterans – and he doesn’t like crying babies interrupting him when he’s speaking ( )

is there anyone trump hasn’t insulted?

and yet this arsehole has every chance of becoming the next President of the USA ?

gawd help us all if that happens !

December 2, 2015

How to Stop a Baby Crying

by duncanr

MH Pro Tip – if, by any chance, baby continues to cry after following good doctor’s advice, increase the pressure of that left hand round the baby’s throat 😆

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January 19, 2015

Tears of Joy ?

by duncanr

it’s not unusual for a bride to cry on her wedding day – but the groom too ?

[doesn’t auger well for the honeymoon] 😆

September 28, 2014

Technology vs Love

by duncanr

advances in technology have made life easier for us than it was for our fore-bearers

we have so many more ways to communicate now than they did, telephone. sms, skype, email, social media

sometimes though what needs to be communicated is best said without words – a simple hug will do

April 10, 2014

Sneaky, Conniving, Manipulative Babies

by duncanr

Me Bad ?

Me Bad ?

Babies are buggers for crying at night

You stagger bleary-eyed to see what’s up

Perhaps they’ve shit themselves?

Perhaps they’re hungry ?

Do they just want some attention?

That just about exhausts the reasons for the crying that our befuddled, sleep-deprived brain can come up with

Harvard University researchers, however, suggest another possibility – (one I have long suspected) – the buggers are doing it deliberately to try and stop us getting any nookie !

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July 21, 2012

The Kindness of Strangers

by duncanr

Patrick Connelly loves country music

His mother and sister took him to see one of his favourite C&W singers, Blake Shelton, in concert.

But Patrick, who cannot stand and is confined to a wheelchair, became upset because he couldn’t see the stage for the people in front of him

And that’s when this happened . . .

February 17, 2012

Putting Babies to Sleep

by duncanr

In this ad by Philips Avent, the health department of Royal Philips Electronics of the Netherlands, some mums share the secret ways in which they get their crying little gits little monsters babies to sleep

December 20, 2011

Kim Jong-il : Crying Over You

by duncanr

Crying over you, crying over you
Yes, now you’re gone and from this moment on
I’ll be crying, crying, crying, crying
Yeah crying, crying, over you

(Roy Orbison)