Posts tagged ‘cyclist’

January 14, 2018

Senior Logic

by duncanr

I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home

It turned out to be a very good decision because . . .

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October 23, 2016

Blind Archer

by duncanr

sadly, this guy didn’t make it to the 2016 paralympics

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September 16, 2016

Double Date ?

by duncanr

November 13, 2015

Crash, Bang, Wallop !

by duncanr

CCTV footage captures moment a wally on a bike head butts a parked car in Erdington area of Birmingham (5 minute drive from my house)

guy was probably concussed so police are appealing for anyone who saw a dazed and confused man wandering round Erdington to contact them

difficulty – there are so many in Erdington who fit that description 😆

May 29, 2015

Saints and Sinners

by duncanr

there’s enough shit on the news every day to show that in every part of the world folk can be right bastards towards one another

then, occasionally, something happens to remind one of the other side of human nature

50 -100 people in Walthamstow, London, rushed to the aid of a cyclist trapped underneath a double-decker bus – managing to lift the bus of the man’s crushed legs before paramedics arrived on the scene

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October 31, 2014

3rd Time Lucky ?

by duncanr

I hate inconsiderate road users !

I was driving to work yesterday morning – doing my usual 50 mph in a 30 mph zone – when this happened . . .

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I was approaching a pedestrian crossing when the lights changed and I began to slow down, preparing to stop

just then, an auld man on a bike fell off in front of me – [I never touched him, honest!]

I slammed on my brakes and . . .

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June 8, 2014


by duncanr

flying through the air200‘gardyloo’ was an expression frequently heard in my home town of Edinburgh in the ‘middle ages’

it was a warning cry, in a time before houses had indoor toilets, to alert pedestrians in the street below that a pot of piss or shit was about to be thrown out the window

perhaps it’s time it (or something of it’s ilk) should be adopted by folk in Indiana when exiting a portable toilet ?

November 27, 2012

Cyclist Collides with Arse

by duncanr

bicycle accidentA young woman cyclist in Sweden required hospital treatment when she was involved in a rear end collision

She was returning home in the early hours when she was the butt of an ill-thought out prank by a malicious mooner.

As she passed a car travelling towards her from the opposite direction, a cheeky chappie in the car stuck his arse out of the passenger window, knocking her off her bike

Police have since traced the bare-arsed bugger butt are not sure exactly what to charge him with

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November 14, 2012

10k Cock Up

by duncanr


You’re going the wrong way !

It was just one of these things. No one’s fault really. Must have been a bit of a surprise, though, to the lead runners of the 10k Town Moor race to find themselves running behind runners they had already passed.

Still, no harm done. Just need to call everyone back and start the race again and this time watch out for buggers on bikes that might be mistaken for race stewards and lead half the runners on a wild goose chase instead of sticking to the correct course

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July 14, 2011

Assault on Cyclist Caught on Cam

by duncanr

Simon Page, 49, was one of 7 cyclists training for a charity ride when he was assaulted by an irate motorist.

The driver and front passenger of a silver Peugeot pulled in front of the cyclists on a busy London street. The driver then punched Mr Page. The incident was caught on a helmet cam one of the other cyclists was wearing and the vid has been posted online in a bid to identify the assailants

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