Posts tagged ‘dating’

October 10, 2019

Mansplaining is a warning signal of something as well

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Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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December 29, 2018

She’s blind, the bald guy is way hotter

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Smarter, too, double threat.

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October 6, 2018

The bar scene, in a nutshell

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When you’re too pretty for the riff-raff.

August 8, 2018

I’m doomed

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July 26, 2018

Plans for February 14th

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June 1, 2018

Yup

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Guada Comics

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May 29, 2018

All the single ladies: “Let his ass stay dead.”

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March 16, 2018

Donald Trump, Jr.’s new dating profile

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Awww, Little Donny, did you just get kicked to the curb by the Mrs.? (I can’t wait for her book to come out.) Time to dust off that Tinder account and post your obligatory humblebrag selfies. I’ll translate for ya.

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February 28, 2018

Herpes and The Bachelor

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Apparently, the “top reason applicants don’t make it onto the show” is herpes. I’m surprised they haven’t simply called it “the other rose” and incorporated it into the competition.

February 21, 2018

OkStupid

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Sex offenders, adultery, and old school sexism welcomed as long as you’re white and heterosexual, because quality control.

Republicans are going to get much fitter in the next two years; I hear you have to park your Make America Great Again bumper sticker at least six blocks away from Planned Parenthood when you go in for your STD shots.

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