Posts tagged ‘dating’

December 29, 2018

She’s blind, the bald guy is way hotter

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Smarter, too, double threat.

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October 6, 2018

The bar scene, in a nutshell

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When you’re too pretty for the riff-raff.

August 8, 2018

I’m doomed

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July 26, 2018

Plans for February 14th

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June 1, 2018

Yup

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Guada Comics

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May 29, 2018

All the single ladies: “Let his ass stay dead.”

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March 16, 2018

Donald Trump, Jr.’s new dating profile

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Awww, Little Donny, did you just get kicked to the curb by the Mrs.? (I can’t wait for her book to come out.) Time to dust off that Tinder account and post your obligatory humblebrag selfies. I’ll translate for ya.

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February 28, 2018

Herpes and The Bachelor

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Apparently, the “top reason applicants don’t make it onto the show” is herpes. I’m surprised they haven’t simply called it “the other rose” and incorporated it into the competition.

February 21, 2018

OkStupid

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Sex offenders, adultery, and old school sexism welcomed as long as you’re white and heterosexual, because quality control.

Republicans are going to get much fitter in the next two years; I hear you have to park your Make America Great Again bumper sticker at least six blocks away from Planned Parenthood when you go in for your STD shots.

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June 22, 2017

Tinder in a pneumatic tube

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Flirting in the Resi, 1930—peep the pneumatic tubes!

People used to flirt across 1920s and -30s Berlin nightclubs by sending little notes through pneumatic tubes to numbered tables. How did they send a dick pic, by wrapping a cocktail weenie in a bar napkin?

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