No, I don’t mean Beckham
It’s the giant cheese grater he’s holding aloft
I was just flicking through the BBC news site, and came across this piece, about children who, over the years, have met the queen.
It’s typical of the BBC in this year of media self-indulgence to publicise such events, and to some extent – why not?
However, what with me being an old cynic, and always looking for the downside of any progaganda, I immediately thought of Kirsty Howard.
Internet rumour has it that Tom Cruise gave the Beckhams an extra special gift for Thanksgiving. A pseudo wedding!
Watch out for the ceremony next year when the foursome will vow to be Brothers and Sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches (and crowns no doubt!).
How will they consummate such a ceremony one wonders?