Posts tagged ‘dead’

August 13, 2019

Dead Cat

by duncanr


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March 17, 2018

Dead Man Walking

by duncanr


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well, this is awkward !

In a case reminiscent of a Kafka novel, a Romanian court has ruled that . . .

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November 9, 2017

If you Don’t want Sex . . .

by duncanr

and a headache excuse doesn’t work, try playing dead

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October 3, 2017

Tom Petty’s Heart Breaks

by duncanr

singer-songwriter Tom Petty died aged 66 of a heart attack in Los Angeles last night – http://tinyurl.com/y7vuoxa9

March 4, 2017

Didn’t See that End Cumming

by duncanr

covered-by-booksit has been reported that the body of an elderly Japanese man – dead 6 months – was found in his flat, buried beneath 6 ton of porn magazines – http://tinyurl.com/jcj2qoh

cleaners have discretely removed the mountain of porn to save embarrassing the man’s relatives – lets hope they remembered to clear his browser history !

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May 17, 2016

Practicing Safe Sex

by duncanr

when I was a lad, practicing ‘safe sex’ meant giving the girl a false name and address

nowadays, it involves a whole lot more – such as wearing a condom AND a crash helmet !

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full sorry tale here – http://tinyurl.com/jdxcfcs

February 19, 2016

Bastards !

by duncanr

I’ve had a crap day at work, so forgive me if I am more in the mood for a rant than for humour . . .

let’s start with these arseholes – http://tinyurl.com/hkwfw2v

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December 21, 2015

Way to Go, Girl !

by duncanr

old woman in suspenderssome folk get ‘uncomfortable’ at the thought of their parents having a sex life, so I imagine this woman’s kids might be a tad embarrassed to have her sexual appetite and activities plastered all over the internet

me ?

I’m cheering for the old girl – I just wish I was there to hear the banter at her wake – http://tinyurl.com/zlsgg5t

November 3, 2015

Just Passing Through (or Not)

by duncanr

October 3, 2015

Caption this . . .

by sticky

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