Posts tagged ‘diabetes’

May 26, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #59

by allthoughtswork

“It’s about the sugar, period. Telling a diabetic an apple is healthier than a cookie is like telling an alcoholic a Bloody Mary is healthier than a shot. Try getting it past your liver.” 



May 15, 2019

Would you like your coffee with or without cotton candy?

by allthoughtswork

The steam makes it “rain” sugar into your cup. Why not just call it a Diabetes Downpour?

Come on, people, you don’t need to be entertained by coffee. Coffee is what you drink so you can go out and entertain others.

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January 13, 2019

Let’s play Diabetic Tetris

by allthoughtswork

Infographic shows average sugar content in drinks

They say children are exceeding their recommended sugar limit by age ten, but you know damned well most of them are exceeding it by 8 o’clock in the morning:

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October 12, 2018


by allthoughtswork

A McDonald's sign damaged in Panama City Beach.Hurricane Michael damage

On one level, it’s horrendous, and on another, it gives me hope.

October 9, 2018

“I wanna be diabetes for Halloween!”

by allthoughtswork

What My 2-Year-Old Daughter Chose For Her Halloween Costume


July 19, 2018

But not diabetes

by allthoughtswork

This ice cream sign


July 14, 2018

You know an ice cream shop has become desperate when….

by allthoughtswork

…they roll out Freak Shakes. It looks like something a fourteen-year-old whipped up during a cannabis-fueled bipolar high.

FYI, just walking downwind of the industrial strength processed carb fumes of a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop has been known to knock athletes completely out of ketosis and make diabetics jam a needle in their ass without breaking stride. Be safe out there.

March 30, 2018

We are all going to hell

by allthoughtswork

Yes. In the most genius move to have happened to food in the last decade, two of the greatest foods in the world (chocolate and peanut butter) have been paired with your childhood fav, Cheerios.


Because this exists and….

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March 23, 2018

“colored sugar resting on top of sugar milk”

by allthoughtswork

Starbucks’s new Crystal Ball Frappuccino predicts diabeetus.  Who drinks this stuff?

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October 15, 2012

The Real Bears : Health Warning

by duncanr

The accompanying song is crap but the video attempts to put over an important health message in an entertaining way