Cat’s Name
Here Comes Santa
tsk, tsk – a 6 yr old child’s innocent drawing of santa holding, in his stick arms, a list of all the children to receive presents has got smutty minded adults thinking Santa is excited about visiting all the little girls and boys in a few days time
full story here – http://tinyurl.com/yasnjwwn
Getting Piggy With It
no doubt about which story has been hogging all the attention – at least, here in the UK – in the press and social media today
here’s cassette boy’s take on it . . .
Room with a View (of a Dick)
Well, posting a pic of a large penis might just do the trick !
To be fair, the estate agent denies the penis is his (too small perhaps?) and claims he has been hacked.
For those of you who are mildy curious to view the penis that doesn’t belong to the agent, here is a link – http://tinyurl.com/lu6g7np
Giant Penis in Beijing
The new headquarters of The People’s Daily – “the leading Chinese newspaper and mouthpiece for the ruling Communist Party” – being erected in Beijing has raised a few eyebrows – http://tinyurl.com/commqj2
I was going to say something about the dickheads on the planning committee but I’ll leave you to make up your own jokes š
Advice for Women : Bite a Dick
The following vid offers some advice to women on being attacked by a man
P.S. Ladies, by all means practice these techniques at home with a willing partner but please, please remember to substitute that cucumber for your partner’s penis !
Out with Richard and in with Dick!
…and before Julie gets all hot and flustered, we’re talking about suet pudding.
This story appeared a few weeks ago, when a local council in North Wales banned a popular pudding from their staff canteenĀ menu on the grounds that people were sniggering when ordering it.
After complaints, they reinstated it, but changed its name, and have now been forced to change its name back again.
Common sense prevails!
Caption this
Ā Thanks Carmen for spotting this – makes me wonder what she does all day!!