Posts tagged ‘dick’

June 26, 2019

Cat’s Name

by duncanr


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December 16, 2017

Here Comes Santa

by duncanr

tsk, tsk – a 6 yr old child’s innocent drawing of santa holding, in his stick arms, a list of all the children to receive presents has got smutty minded adults thinking Santa is excited about visiting all the little girls and boys in a few days time

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/yasnjwwn

January 7, 2017

Prick Prank

by duncanr

November 21, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

got a funny comment on this optical illusion ?

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September 21, 2015

Getting Piggy With It

by duncanr

no doubt about which story has been hogging all the attention – at least, here in the UK – in the press and social media today

here’s cassette boy’s take on it . . .

June 16, 2013

Room with a View (of a Dick)

by duncanr

You'll be safe with me, babe !!!

You’ll be safe with me, babe !!!

Hhmm, $2000 a month for a tiny studio flat in Manhatton that would fit inside my living room seems a bit steep. I imagine the estate agent tasked with finding a tenant to lease such a flat might find it a hard sell. So how does he grab folks attention and stop them just glancing at the rental price and moving on to the next property on the viewing list?

Well, posting a pic of a large penis might just do the trick !

To be fair, the estate agent denies the penis is his (too small perhaps?) and claims he has been hacked.

For those of you who are mildy curious to view the penis that doesn’t belong to the agent, here is a link – http://tinyurl.com/lu6g7np

May 3, 2013

Giant Penis in Beijing

by duncanr

0D0BB42E9B76D467F76BF2BE17FF_h231_w308_m5_cmEnlvURRThe new headquarters of The People’s Daily – “the leading Chinese newspaper and mouthpiece for the ruling Communist Party” – being erected in Beijing has raised a few eyebrows – http://tinyurl.com/commqj2

I was going to say something about the dickheads on the planning committee but I’ll leave you to make up your own jokes šŸ˜†

May 2, 2012

Advice for Women : Bite a Dick

by duncanr

The following vid offers some advice to women on being attacked by a man

P.S. Ladies, by all means practice these techniques at home with a willing partner but please, please remember to substitute that cucumber for your partner’s penis !

September 23, 2009

Out with Richard and in with Dick!

by NobblySan

pudd

…and before Julie gets all hot and flustered, we’re talking about suet pudding.

With custard!!

This story appeared a few weeks ago, when a local council in North Wales banned a popular pudding from their staff canteenĀ  menu on the grounds that people were sniggering when ordering it.

After complaints, they reinstated it, but changed its name, and have now been forced to change its name back again.

Common sense prevails!

November 7, 2008

Caption this

by noseycow

Ā Thanks Carmen for spotting this – makes me wonder what she does all day!!

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