Posts tagged ‘dildo’

April 25, 2017

Cheap Fix

by duncanr

got a dent in your car?

don’t want to pay a fortune to have it repaired?

buy yourself a dildo . . .

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February 25, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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December 30, 2016

It’s NOT a Dildo, honest !

by duncanr

a teenage girl was left speechless when she opened this gift from her mum in front of the whole family on Xmas morning . . .

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I kind of just stared at it for a really long time‘, said 18 yr old Shelby Donovan – while her whole family were giggling

why ?

because she was holding it . . .

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December 29, 2016

Dildo Ride on Tram Comes to Premature End

by duncanr

rabbit-found-on-metroif you left your rabbit on a tram travelling between Rochdale and Exchange Square, Manchester, Metrolink are holding it for you – http://tinyurl.com/zowb9zn

[proof of ownership may be required to claim it]

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August 10, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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[Pic story here – http://tinyurl.com/gp72jnn ]

April 1, 2016

Dildoes Gu Leòr

by duncanr

dildo on beachdildoes are cropping up on the beaches of Co Clare in Ireland – http://tinyurl.com/j2wde76

many folk are wondering how they got there

[I’m wondering what this find says about the men of Co Clare?]

p.s. how many madhatter readers checked a map to see where Co Cork is in relation to Co Clare ? 😆

p.p.s. and how many suspicious buggers – given today’s date – are wondering whether this is a true story at all and not just a leg-pull?

March 14, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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February 18, 2016

Steven Joyce – Dickhead

by duncanr

they’re calling New Zealand politician, Steven Joyce, ‘Dildo Baggins’ after this incident . . .

to his credit, he took it in good humour – going so far as to suggest the clip be sent to John Oliver, who happily seized the . . .

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December 14, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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August 16, 2014

This One’s for Blondes

by duncanr

deary me, some folk have got very dirty minds – it’s for your hair, folks. Honest !

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