Posts tagged ‘drunk man’

February 18, 2015

Bottoms Up

by duncanr

in Russia, a somewhat inebriated, bare-arsed man who entered a ventilation shaft of a building head first – following the smell of soup – made a public spectacle of himself when he got stuck and needed to be freed by firefighters

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/p4sqdsq

October 27, 2014

Chinese Man in Deep Shit

by duncanr

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to understand what’s going on here click http://tinyurl.com/n895w2b

April 14, 2014

Watch and Learn

by duncanr

A man, a long way from sober, struggles to negotiate a tall fence until . . .

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January 24, 2013

How was it for you?

by duncanr

SnowmanA man is being treated in hospital for a frost-bitten penis after having sex with a snowman – and, yes, alcohol was involved !

[and no, loon, it wisnae me !]

Full story here – http://tinyurl.com/a9gh5xz

January 21, 2013

Legless Man Loses Leg

by duncanr

one legged manIn UK slang, someone who has drunk so much alcohol that they can barely stand is said to be ‘legless’

[I point this out here for any US readers puzzling over the title of this post]

A 26 yr old New Jersey man who had rather too much to drink decided the best place to sleep off his drunken stupor was under a train platform in Woodside, Queens.

Now that I’ve explained the title of this post, you can guess how well that decision turned out !

Full story here – http://tinyurl.com/ajhwglx

June 6, 2011

British Cops vs US Cops

by duncanr

In the USA, when a drunk man wanders into the wrong house and passes out on the floor he is likely to be rudely awaken by a police toe up his arse or tasered awake.

In the UK, the officers will awake him gently and give him a lift home

May 20, 2011

Wooing a Woman

by duncanr

Being descended from the riff-raff we threw out of the UK way back when, it should be no surprise that Aussie men lack the sophistication and finesse of we Brits – especially with regard to mating rituals.

A word of advice then to Aussie men – women like to be treated with respect, like a person rather than an object. They like to be wooed before being bedded. And by wooing I mean things like wining and dining, little gifts like flowers or chocolates.

Ramming your finger up their arse before you even know her name is not a recognizable form of wooing. It will only lead to trouble – particularly if the lady in question is a policewoman arresting you for being intoxicated

Source – http://tinyurl.com/3ft8hff

April 3, 2011

Booze Run

by duncanr

So, here’s the problem – your mate, Jimmy, is throwing a party. He has entrusted you to get the booze. So far so good. You’ve got $1,000 to spend (even better) but . . . you are drunk, and you have no transport, so how are you going to get to the store and back again with all that booze?

While you’re pondering a solution to this dilemna, click the Read More Tab to see how “I know my rights”, Steve surmounted this problem using a motorised lawn mower and a length of extension cord

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February 16, 2011

Man Eats Napkin in Diner

by duncanr

Man caught on film eating his napkin 3 o’ clock in the morning at Denny’s diner in West Hollywood. Does this indicate –

a. the man was drunk
b. the napkin tastes better than the food served at Denny’s
c. or a + b

February 7, 2011

Stairway to Heaven Nowhere

by duncanr

Escalators can be tricky things – especially if you’re drunk (as this Glesca man demonstrates)

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