Posts tagged ‘drunk’

August 30, 2015

No Officer, I Haven’t Been Drinking . . .

by duncanr

no-drinks

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August 19, 2015

Flip Flop Fail

by duncanr

June 4, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

grassed-out

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June 4, 2015

Yes or No ?

by duncanr

yes or no_arbroath

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April 30, 2015

Making Money While Drunk

by duncanr

hangover200nursing a hangover this morning after a ‘get-together’ last night with a bunch of Scottish friends I hadn’t seen for a few months, and finding it difficult to work up any enthusiasm to search the web for content to post on Madhatters, I had a ‘eureka’ moment

I am due to . . .

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February 27, 2015

Beware of Drunk Cops

by duncanr

Devon and Cornwall police have trumpeted a 45% reduction in violent crime following a crackdown on excessive drinking with this helpful graphic which is meant to “show one drunk person attacking another which often happens when drinkers go overboard

after wags pointed out that one of the drunks appeared to be wearing riot gear and beating the shit out of another man with a truncheon, however, the tweet was swiftly deleted – http://tinyurl.com/p2pu3xy

[note to self – cancel plans to holiday in Devon and Cornwall!]

o-POLICE-570

January 17, 2015

Disgusted, Wigan

by duncanr

drunk man and postboxthere’s some queer folk in Wigan

take this woman, for instance.

she hears a noise, looks out her window and spots a drunk man, Paul Bennett, trying to hump a red post box

she is disgusted and phones the cops

in court, Bennett’s solicitor said . . .

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January 1, 2015

Been There, Done It

by duncanr

I know exactly how this guy feels

I’ve done it myself, many a time

Takes a lot of practice – walking while wearing flip-flops !

December 12, 2014

Confession Time

by duncanr

I-got-so-druink-that-I

misplaced the wife and kids !

I’ve been drunk more times than I can remember. Fortunately [or unfortunately] I had a wife only too ready to remind me of what I did/said on those occasions 😆

I’m prepared to go first with this tale of one such time – which I have told previously – on which I got a little bit drunk http://lifewithmrsd.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/the-happy-wanderers/

anyone else prepared to share a story of an occasion when they had a little too much to drink? 😆

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November 19, 2014

Free Booze in Yukon Results in Public Drunkeness

by duncanr

Boozy birds in the Yukon are being taken into Rehab to sober up after binge drinking on fermented berries

drunk birds

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/pbdrhvu