Posts tagged ‘drunk’

December 23, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

c2a3c2a3c2a3-a-drunk-santa

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December 13, 2015

Pickpocket Turns Good Samaritan

by duncanr

There’s a philosophical lesson to be learned here,” said French police officer Emmanuelle Oster. “Inside every thief there’s a human being, and in every innocent bystander there could be a bastard.”

She was referring to an incident captured on CCTV when a pickpocket steals from a sleeping man waiting for a train – only to rush back to help him when his victim falls on to the tracks as a train approaches, while another man who witnessed the fall, turns his back and does nothing to help

October 7, 2015

The Customer is (NOT) Always Right

by duncanr

especially when they are an obnoxious little prick like 19yr old Luke Gatti – a soon to be ex-student (no doubt) at the University of Connecticut, he was refused service at a campus cafeteria because he was drunk and carrying an open alcohol container (an illegal offence), then became abusive and physical with the manager

turns out the precious prick has ‘previous’ – having been turfed out of the University of Massachusetts after being arrested twice, once for disorderly conduct, and again for disorderly conduct and assaulting a police officer – http://tinyurl.com/q8gpda7

August 30, 2015

No Officer, I Haven’t Been Drinking . . .

by duncanr

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August 19, 2015

Flip Flop Fail

by duncanr

June 4, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

grassed-out

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June 4, 2015

Yes or No ?

by duncanr

yes or no_arbroath

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April 30, 2015

Making Money While Drunk

by duncanr

hangover200nursing a hangover this morning after a ‘get-together’ last night with a bunch of Scottish friends I hadn’t seen for a few months, and finding it difficult to work up any enthusiasm to search the web for content to post on Madhatters, I had a ‘eureka’ moment

I am due to . . .

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February 27, 2015

Beware of Drunk Cops

by duncanr

Devon and Cornwall police have trumpeted a 45% reduction in violent crime following a crackdown on excessive drinking with this helpful graphic which is meant to “show one drunk person attacking another which often happens when drinkers go overboard

after wags pointed out that one of the drunks appeared to be wearing riot gear and beating the shit out of another man with a truncheon, however, the tweet was swiftly deleted – http://tinyurl.com/p2pu3xy

[note to self – cancel plans to holiday in Devon and Cornwall!]

o-POLICE-570

January 17, 2015

Disgusted, Wigan

by duncanr

drunk man and postboxthere’s some queer folk in Wigan

take this woman, for instance.

she hears a noise, looks out her window and spots a drunk man, Paul Bennett, trying to hump a red post box

she is disgusted and phones the cops

in court, Bennett’s solicitor said . . .

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