Posts tagged ‘drunks’

July 27, 2016

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

queen liz at ascot

March 28, 2014

How to Buy the Home you Want for the Price you Want

by duncanr

property ladder180Looking to move house or get your foot on the property ladder with your 1st home?

Finding it hard to do so because rival house-hunters are able to put in higher offers than you ?

No need to despair

Madhatters has the answer to your problem – with this simple tip to deter rivals bidding for the property you have set your heart on

[estate agents will hate us for telling you about this trick of the trade]

Click the link for details

May 11, 2013

Delhi Police Target Metro Drunks

by duncanr

no drunk indiansBREAKING NEWS

Delhi Police have announced a cunning plan to tackle the problem of drunk passengers on the city’s Metro. Would be passengers will have to take a breathalyzer test. Those who fail will not be allowed to board the train (

That’ll teach the buggers“, said PC Amireet Eejit


Responding to public concern over the recent upsurge in traffic accidents caused by an increasing number of drunken drivers on the road, PC Amireet Eejit said – “We shall be introducing a number of measures to encourage anyone who has had a drink to leave their cars and, instead, take the Metr . . . oh f*ck ! 😳