Posts tagged ‘dublin’

October 14, 2019

Message from the Grave

by duncanr

Shay Bradley passed away in Dublin last week after a long illness. Before he died, he recorded a mesage to be played to mourners at his grave

May 27, 2017

New Job for Trump?

by duncanr

given the less than stellar approval ratings of his performance so far as President of the USA and mutterings in some quarters of ‘impeachment’, it might be time for trump to consider a career change

Madhatters has helpfully found an opening well-suited to someone with a professed love of pussies – http://tinyurl.com/ya8s3a5v

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November 8, 2016

Jack Russells Arrested

by duncanr

police in Dublin have arrested two terriers . . . ‘after they chased a man on a bike around Finglas

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[where they got the bike from is not explained]

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/pownby7

May 12, 2015

Dublin Takeaway

by duncanr

Freed lobsteras a vegetarian, the idea of eating meat does not appeal to me but I accept that other folk’s tastes differ

what I struggle to understand though is how some folk can look at a live lobster and select it to be boiled alive to provide them with a few mouthfuls of food

so three cheers (from me anyway) to these guys in Dublin . . .

December 19, 2014

Dublin Woman Proves Hard to Kill

by duncanr

bang bangsomeone doesn’t like this woman much!

http://tinyurl.com/o8rjp3s

March 1, 2014

Dublin Woman Cracks Ribs over Cock Ring

by duncanr

cock ring200A shameless Dublin woman is seeking damages for injuries suffered when she tried to grab a cock ring in a pub

[I know what you’re thinking – but it’s not tric !] 😆

http://tinyurl.com/l7wnzhm

January 15, 2014

Illegal Chess Move sparks Violence

by duncanr

Bishop takes Pawn from behind

Bishop takes Pawn from behind

An Italian man, Saverio Bellante, has been charged with the murder of his Dublin landlord, Tom O’Gorman

Apparently, the two men got into a fight over an illegal move during a game of chess

Full (rather gruesome) details here – http://tinyurl.com/oebtqfl

P.S. see what happens, guys, when you try to mate an Italian !

January 14, 2014

Standing to Attention : Man with 7 week Erection

by duncanr

Erectile_Dysfunction150A young man was left with a painful erection when he accidentally whacked his penis against the bar of his mountain bike.

When after 5 weeks, the erection had not subsided, the 22 yr old took himself off to Tallaght Hospital in Dublin

It took a further two weeks before staff there were able to ‘deflate’ his penis

Consultant Intervention Radiologist, Dr Ronan Browne said this “was a great result” for the patient – http://tinyurl.com/nl7lslr

[but not so great, perhaps, for his girlfriend?] 😉

January 22, 2013

Feckin Smell o’ Shite off dem Culchies

by duncanr

Ursula McCarthy, Court reporter for the Irish Pictorial Weekly reports on the case of a Dublin guy who assaulted an off duty Irish policeman culchie (redneck) in Dublin to watch a Gaelic football match

January 17, 2013

Homeless Man Gives Rabbit Kiss of Life

by duncanr

A homeless man, John Byrne, was begging on the O’Connell Bridge in Dublin with his Jack Russell and his pet rabbit, Barney, when a passing yob grabbed the rabbit and threw it into the River Liffey below.

John jumped in the river to save his rabbit but it stopped breathing whilst he waited by one of the bridge pillars to be rescued. Fortunately, he was able to revive it by giving it the kiss of life

Full story here – http://tinyurl.com/a39rdot