Posts tagged ‘durex’

December 30, 2018

Safe Sex Not so Safe Warning

by duncanr

if you practice ‘safe sex’, well done for exhibiting a mature responsible attitude – [in my day, safe sex was not telling the girl your real name or where you lived]

but you might want to read this article – – then check the batch number of your unused condoms to be certain you and your partner are not going to be having an awkward conversation in the near future

August 2, 2018

Risky Safe Sex

by duncanr

if you or your partner recently bought some durex condoms on sale in the UK or Ireland, you may want to read this . . .


April 19, 2013

Remote Foreplay

by duncanr

Puzzled by that faint buzzing noise?

Your co-worker a bit distracted?

A gormless expression on their face?

Perhaps they are wearing these ?

Source –

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February 3, 2013

S.O.S. Condoms

by duncanr

Durex has released an app to rush condoms to couples in need

The app is only available from the iStore (android users presumably are never caught short?)

If iPhone users need to use this app to have a condom delivered in a hurry, however, they better hope that Durex is not using Apple Maps to locate them, otherwise they may need to extend the amount of time spent in foreplay