Posts tagged ‘eat’

September 17, 2018

You Have to Fucking Eat

by duncanr

some time ago I posted a funnier (in my opinion, anyway) poem by Adam Mansbach about the trials of a parent trying to get their child to sleep called ‘Go the Fuck to Sleep

you can read it – here

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November 26, 2015

Friends Don’t Eat Each Other

by duncanr

August 8, 2014

Chop Suey Warning

by duncanr

chinese foodhere’s a Madhatters Health & Safety Warning

if you have fallen out with your kids and they ask you round for a conciliatory meal, ask what’s on the menu before accepting the invite !

this warning is issued following reports that an elderly couple in China failed to take this precautionary step and found to their cost that the meat being served to diners was not Char Sui but Chau ‘n’ Siu

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January 28, 2013

North Koreans eat Babies

by duncanr

kim jong un

Do you know this man?

There’s a new delicacy on sale at Farmers markets in North Korea –

So scarce is food that some folk have been killing and eating babies

Police investigating these allegations have issued a photofit of a well-fed man they believe may be able to assist them with their enquiries 😉

September 30, 2012

How to Eat a Cupcake

by duncanr
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