Posts tagged ‘eggs’

November 16, 2018

Drive Eggstremely Carefully

by duncanr


October 30, 2018

Flying Eggs

by duncanr

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April 1, 2018

Easter Madness

by duncanr

I don’t know where the eggs come from, and I have no idea why I feel a compulsion to hide them


January 27, 2018

Fun Way to Lose Weight

by duncanr

still trying to shed some of those extra lbs you put on over the xmas/new year holiday?

why not give the egg+wine diet plan a try –

p.s. if you can’t stand eggs or are a vegan, like me – try my alternative to the egg+wine diet

after careful research, I have found that there are roughly the same amount of calories in 6 x samosa as there are in 10 x boiled eggs, so dump the eggs and try Duncan’s samosa+wine diet plan instead

happy dieting !

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April 6, 2014

Eggceedingly Large Take-Away in Florida

by duncanr

truckThis is no yolk

Florida cops were scrambled to a 7-Eleven following a report that 180,000 eggs had been poached –

The eggs were inside a truck stolen from behind the store, though cops think the target was the truck itself and not the contents – the eggs being a side dish rather than the main course

[In related news, the price of omelettes in Florida soared to eggstortionate levels overnight]

January 6, 2013

Egg-throwing Cops Caught

by duncanr

Police officers in Massachusetts were scrambled in response to a report that eggs were being thrown at the house of a sergeant in the force. The culprits, who were soon apprehended, turned out to be off-duty cops who intended it as a yolk

September 3, 2012

Chinese Scramble for Eggs

by duncanr

It was no yolk when a collision between two vehicles in Zhengzhou resulted in 6,000 eggs foo lung all over the road.

Fortunately, passersby scrambled to help the driver who had lost his load, though some were more intent on collecting the eggs for their own use – a sort of chinese takeaway !

Source –

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May 16, 2012

Jumping on Eggs

by duncanr

Sadly for Mancunian Tony McCabe, there was no ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ in 1974

Happily for the Queen, there was no ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ in 1974

via Presurfer

March 12, 2011

Urine Boiled Eggs

by duncanr

I like Chinese food but this is one dish I shan’t be trying – ‘urine boiled eggs

The eggs are boiled in urine with their shells on, then again with the shells removed.

The best urine for the purpose is said to be that of schoolboys aged 10yrs and under – (The pee is collected each day in buckets from local schools to guarantee freshness)

Chinese chefs are apparently hoping this little local delicacy will catch on overseas

Read more here –

Hhmm, personally, I think someone’s taking the piss here, but I shan’t be ordering any more egg dishes from my local takeaway – just in case !!!

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September 12, 2010

The world is mad

by NobblySan

…and if you need proof, read this.

The sheer folly of free-for-all gun ownership never ceases to amaze me.