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April 1, 2018
Easter Madness
“I don’t know where the eggs come from, and I have no idea why I feel a compulsion to hide them”
January 27, 2018
Fun Way to Lose Weight
still trying to shed some of those extra lbs you put on over the xmas/new year holiday?
why not give the egg+wine diet plan a try – http://eggwinediet.com
p.s. if you can’t stand eggs or are a vegan, like me – try my alternative to the egg+wine diet
after careful research, I have found that there are roughly the same amount of calories in 6 x samosa as there are in 10 x boiled eggs, so dump the eggs and try Duncan’s samosa+wine diet plan instead
happy dieting !
April 6, 2014
Eggceedingly Large Take-Away in Florida
This is no yolk
Florida cops were scrambled to a 7-Eleven following a report that 180,000 eggs had been poached – http://tinyurl.com/pevc3u9
The eggs were inside a truck stolen from behind the store, though cops think the target was the truck itself and not the contents – the eggs being a side dish rather than the main course
[In related news, the price of omelettes in Florida soared to eggstortionate levels overnight]
January 6, 2013
Egg-throwing Cops Caught
Police officers in Massachusetts were scrambled in response to a report that eggs were being thrown at the house of a sergeant in the force. The culprits, who were soon apprehended, turned out to be off-duty cops who intended it as a yolk
September 3, 2012
Chinese Scramble for Eggs
It was no yolk when a collision between two vehicles in Zhengzhou resulted in 6,000 eggs foo lung all over the road.
Fortunately, passersby scrambled to help the driver who had lost his load, though some were more intent on collecting the eggs for their own use – a sort of chinese takeaway !
Source – http://tinyurl.com/9fflone
May 16, 2012
Jumping on Eggs
Sadly for Mancunian Tony McCabe, there was no ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ in 1974
Happily for the Queen, there was no ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ in 1974
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March 12, 2011
Urine Boiled Eggs
I like Chinese food but this is one dish I shan’t be trying – ‘urine boiled eggs‘
The eggs are boiled in urine with their shells on, then again with the shells removed.
The best urine for the purpose is said to be that of schoolboys aged 10yrs and under – (The pee is collected each day in buckets from local schools to guarantee freshness)
Chinese chefs are apparently hoping this little local delicacy will catch on overseas
Read more here – http://tinyurl.com/48xj2lm
Hhmm, personally, I think someone’s taking the piss here, but I shan’t be ordering any more egg dishes from my local takeaway – just in case !!!
September 12, 2010
The world is mad
…and if you need proof, read this.
The sheer folly of free-for-all gun ownership never ceases to amaze me.
