Posts tagged ‘emmerdale’

May 16, 2017

I Did it First!

by duncanr

an actress I’ve never heard of – [I don’t watch much TV] – is apparently famous enough amongst those who watch UK TV soap operas to warrant a mention in a local rag after she announced that – when her pussy goes missing – she lays trails of her urine to help the moggie find it’s way home –

well this technique may be novel to many folk but it is one long known and practiced by me . . .

July 28, 2010

Jam Rags and Pile Cream

by duncanr

Fans of the long-running ‘soap’ – Emmerdale – which is broadcast on UK TV are ‘shocked’, ‘disgusted’, ‘outraged’, ‘up in arms’ (you getting the picture?)

So what has got all these millions thousands hundreds fans upset? Why have they got their knickers in a twist . . . .

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