Posts tagged ‘end of the world’

March 27, 2013

Extreme Circumcision

by duncanr

bloody knife100Christianity is remarkably reticent on the subject of Heaven. It promotes Heaven as a good after-death destination but what can those hoping to take up permanent residence there expect?

We would not book a holiday without some information about the standard of accommodation on offer, local amenities, night-life etc but the Christian Church offers no such information about heaven. Are there any pubs? Any golf courses? A decent WiFi connection? Sex? We’ve no idea what to expect!

Muslims, by contrast, do a . . .

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December 21, 2012

Let’s drink

by duncanr

lets-drink

via B&P

December 16, 2012

Next Week’s Weather Forecast

by duncanr

Might be a trifle hot on Friday !

maya end of the world weather forecasr

November 28, 2012

End of the World Survival Kit

by duncanr

beer and dorritosEagle-eyed Madhatter readers will already have spotted a new widget on the sidebar

Yes, in case anyone has forgotten, we would like to remind you that the world (according to the Maya) is going to end on Dec 21st this year

[As an aside, we would advise the more cynical (or cheapskate) madhatters to delay buying Xmas pressies for a while – you should be able to pick up some bargain buys on Dec 20th]

How the world is going to end is not quite clear yet. Will it be with a bang? Or a whimper? In the event it is . . .

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March 13, 2012

Harold Camping : I F*cked Up

by duncanr

false prophet ?

Harold Camping – remember him? – serial doomsayer who keeps prophesying the end of the world on dates gathered from his study of the bible?

He has apologised for the fact we are all still alive instead of spending an eternity in Hell as he predicted.

He has acknowledged it was sinful of him to presume to know the mind and purpose of the Lord – Hhmmm, I guess that means he has blown his chance of being raptured.

The failure of the world to end on May 21st last year as he predicted wasn’t all bad news, however.

True, that billions of people weren’t killed was . . .

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October 21, 2011

World Ends Today – Maybe

by duncanr

No use trying to hold back time, folks.

You had a bit of a reprieve a few months back when you got an extension, but your time’s up now

Today’s the day the world ends.

Packing’s going to be a bit of a problem since none of us can be entirely sure what the weather will be like where we’re going – will it be pleasantly cool? Or unbearably hot ?

Best hedge your bets and . . .

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October 4, 2011

October 21st 2011 – End of the World Reminder

by duncanr

Remember Harold Camping, folks?

The guy who predicted the end of the world on May 21st ?

Remember the tortuous excuse he came up with to explain the non-occurrence of the ‘Rapture’ ?

In essence, it went something like this . . .

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May 24, 2011

More Bullshit from Camping

by duncanr

They say there’s no fool like an old fool – and Harold Camping, 89, certainly deserves that description.

Unabashed by the failure of his prediction that the ‘goody-two-shoes’ would be lifted up to heaven on May 21 leaving the rest of us unworthy, unwashed ones to dwell in misery here on Earth for another 5 months – enduring all sorts of horrible, nasty, ‘natural’ disasters until the Earth disappears in a puff of smoke on Oct 21 – ‘Calamity’ Camping has a new message for the world . . .

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May 21, 2011

Rapture Day at Last

by duncanr

May 16, 2011

Jesus : The Second Coming

by duncanr

Well would you believe it – Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene are alive and living in Loonland Australia

And here’s the thing. You know that whole ‘world is going to end on May 21’ thingy ?

Well Jesus doesn’t seem all that bothered about it. He and Mary, together with some of their followers are buying up property and putting down roots in Wilkesdale, near Kingaroy (I’m still non the wiser where that’s at).

Now if the world was going to end on May 21 don’t you think God would have mentioned it to his son?

Just saying !!!