Posts tagged ‘england’

December 27, 2018

America is England’s fault

by allthoughtswork

July 21, 2018

When English is your 1rd language

by allthoughtswork

When english is your 1rd language


March 10, 2018

England : New Kit for Russian World Cup

by duncanr


back story to pic here –

August 22, 2017

We could learn from Big Ben

by allthoughtswork

England is silencing its biggest noisemaker for four years of renovations. We have something here in the States that’s just as loud and has just as many bats in the belfry. Let’s clean his clock, too; four years of silence oughta do it.

Image result for trump with mouth

November 3, 2016

Up Yours!

by duncanr


what it’s all about –

June 28, 2016

England’s Coming Home

by duncanr

Shame, innit ? 😆 😆 😆

June 25, 2016

From our football correspondent

by NobblySan


Ahead of England’s first knockout stage game at Euro 2016  we have received a special report from our football correspondent  – Barry ‘Baz’ Thatcher .
A seasoned and respected football pundit, Baz has been following the England team around France while keeping his non-swollen eye out for the police.

Baz will be sending in further insightful reports into the finer points of the beautiful game as England progress through the tournament.

[So let’s hope they get knocked out fairly soon, eh? – Ed]

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November 17, 2015

The idiot’s guide to La Marseillaise

by NobblySan

Before tonight’s England vs France ‘friendly’ at Wembley (the last one was an away match at Waterloo, I believe) both sets of fans were urged to join in singing the French national anthem.

Some helpful soul produced a version of the lyrics that yer average cockney could understand:-

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October 6, 2015

I’m in the Money

by duncanr

5p bagsas of yesterday, shops in England began charging customers 5p for every plastic bag supplied to help carry their shopping home

overnight, my personal wealth increased substantially !

all those plastic bags I have been accumulating for years in the cupboard under the sink and in kitchen drawers – if sold for 4p each outside shops to desperate customers unwilling to pay 5p for a plastic bag, would rake me in a fortune 😆

of course, not everyone has recognised the opportunity to make a quick buck welcomed news of the charge

for instance, this was the . . .

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July 23, 2014

Farting on France

by duncanr

farting on franceHere is a MET Office Severe Weather Warning for the Channel region

a low pressure area, causing high winds is moving rapidly across the Channel from England and should reach France later this evening

the winds will be accompanied by noxious odours and residents of France are advised to stay indoors and stick some garlic up leur nez –