Posts tagged ‘extras’

August 10, 2017

A Job for Nobbly?

by duncanr

male from up-north?

tired and over-worked?

miserable, downtrodden looking bugger ? – [marriage does that to a man]

apply here – – to become a movie star

August 6, 2012

Chinese Takeaway

by duncanr

A Chinese couple who visited a health spa with their 13yr old son are upset that a masseuse robbed him of his virginity

The first the parents knew of it was when they received the bill and queried the £20 for ‘extras’ (though the wide grin on the lad’s face after his ‘massage’ might have given them a clue)

The Spa has since apologised to the couple and offered to waive the ‘service’ charge

As an aside, it appears the lad was perfectly satisfied with the service he received

“He couldn’t believe his luck when he was shown into a cubicle where a woman was waiting and nature took its course,” said a police spokesman.