July 14, 2020
It’ll be even funnier when he hooves their throats out
November 2, 2019
Big tits and bony asses: Today’s dairy cows are basically super models
Did you know most U.S. dairy cows are descended from just two bulls?
You see, dairy farmers don’t like cows with body fat. They figure a skinny one is turning all her feed into milk, not fat, so they’ve been choosing bulls that tended to produce Kate Moss instead of Ashley Graham. Because science.
“We’ve kind of selected for tall, thin, cows,” Dechow says. “And that’s a really bad combination. They’re infertile, unhealthy. So we need to get away from that.”
Because accurate science. Somebody tell Kate.
September 30, 2019
I’m with Britain on this one
A new friend just gave me a dozen fresh eggs from her free range farm. And I don’t mean free range the way the USDA defines it, I mean chickens actually out in real grass and fuckin’ fresh air, 24/7. I saw them, I petted them, I held one. Chickens are like feathered Xanax, they’re adorable.
She practices the British method of egg storage. The eggs tasted amazing and the yolks were orange, not yellow, case closed.
