Posts tagged ‘farm’

April 11, 2020

Quarantine Day 20: Can’t stop playing with my cock.

by allthoughtswork

Quarantine Day 20: Playing with my cock

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November 10, 2019

Don’t you hate it when you get a pebble in your shoe?

by allthoughtswork

Starts at 1:38

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November 2, 2019

Big tits and bony asses: Today’s dairy cows are basically super models

by allthoughtswork

Image result for dairy cows a hundred years ago

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Image result for massive dairy cow udder

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Did you know most U.S. dairy cows are descended from just two bulls?

You see, dairy farmers don’t like cows with body fat. They figure a skinny one is turning all her feed into milk, not fat, so they’ve been choosing bulls that tended to produce Kate Moss instead of Ashley Graham. Because science.

“We’ve kind of selected for tall, thin, cows,” Dechow says. “And that’s a really bad combination. They’re infertile, unhealthy. So we need to get away from that.”

Because accurate science. Somebody tell Kate.

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September 30, 2019

I’m with Britain on this one

by allthoughtswork

 

A new friend just gave me a dozen fresh eggs from her free range farm. And I don’t mean free range the way the USDA defines it, I mean chickens actually out in real grass and fuckin’ fresh air, 24/7. I saw them, I petted them, I held one. Chickens are like feathered Xanax, they’re adorable.

She practices the British method of egg storage. The eggs tasted amazing and the yolks were orange, not yellow, case closed.

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May 24, 2019

Fluffy milk horse

by allthoughtswork

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More plush bovines

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November 12, 2018

Fetch, Bossie, fetch!

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September 30, 2018

Do it! Do it! Do it!

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Do it! Do it! Do it!

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August 31, 2018

She’s just egging them on

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This badass chicken

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January 1, 2018

Mooseness

by allthoughtswork

The experimental moose cavalry of 1930s USSR may have been a dismal failure but the surviving Kostroma Moose Farm produces an annual bumper crop of pharmaceutical antler velvet, medicinal moose milk, and a lot of adorable mooseness.

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November 14, 2016

Cat Cacophony

by duncanr

Nebraskan farmer feeds his ‘mousers’ – http://tinyurl.com/hhajmy5